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Shoggoth2588

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SCIENCE! I command thee, make it so that monkeys great and small can speak with us humans! I want a monkey pal you see...please?

If not then hurry up with those Lunar and, Martian colonies already.
 

darkstarangel

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How women who are genetically engineered to look like hot supermodels AND with brains that are wired to understand & get sexually turned on by video gamers.

No more 'Stop playing games & get a job.'

Plenty of 'Keep playing & ill give you a "job." (oh, babe you need the sniper rifle for that mission. Thats my Man.)'
 

ComicsAreWeird

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A machine that could make you learn while you sleep. Just like in that episode in Dexter´s Laboratory!

"Ommelette du frommage"!!!
 

SentryGun

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plazma rifle

one of the good ones, not like the ones in 40k that have a chance of spewing boiling plazma coolant in ur face
 

Kenko

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Anti-Theist Virus. Make it now. Spare humanity the troubles of their ignorance.

Either that or teleporters so that humans can travel freely, cheapy, efficiently and without a heavy cost on nature. Could also be used to send help and supplies properly to those in need. No more use for the corrupt Red Cross or any other corrupt "charity" organisations. And so on so forth. Teleportation would change humanity for the better.
 

Sneeze

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Some kind of sweet chocolaty baked good that regenerates itself.

That way I can finally have my cake and eat it.
 

Mista Miggins

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A game console that you can plug yourself into and play telepathically.

Plus, a wireless hoover. It's such a damn hassle plugging and unplugging after every room.
 

chiggerwood

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Make a cerebral implant so before you say something you can find out how you're gonna sound (and look) to the other person.
 

ninjajoeman

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not do stupid expensive tests on things like "why is cheese blue?" or "Do dogs bark because they want to?"
 

crudus

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zfactor said:
The Holodeck.

Right now. It is basically the kinect with force feedback, so we can do it... Somehow...
Believe it or not we are not too far from it.

dakorok said:
Honestly, I'm holding out for the space elevator. The amount of money that it will save on shuttle launches and the like will make it much more feasible to send materials into space, and who knows? Maybe we'll have a space hotel up there soon.
Believe it or not that is actually in the planning stages.
 

zfactor

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dakorok said:
Honestly, I'm holding out for the space elevator. The amount of money that it will save on shuttle launches and the like will make it much more feasible to send materials into space, and who knows? Maybe we'll have a space hotel up there soon.
Grrr, you stole my idea... Space hotel linked with space elevator.
 

Geekosaurus

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A quiet vacuum cleaner. This is all I'm asking for. It's so freaking trivial yet we haven't managed to make it. I don't want to be watching the tele and, from the other side of the house, be disturbed by what sounds like a continuous, monotonous draining of my soul.
 

higgs20

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a spray that promotes cellular division? i can imagine the slogan: 'been shot? don't worry a spritz of regenatol and your back on your feet.'