Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

[Geekosaurus]

Samus Aran is a woman.

That's not baseless at all!

Do you think a guy would be flexible enough to roll into a ball? Of course not!

Samus is a woman?!

 

[HT_Black]

Commander Shepard is a xenophile.

... how is that unfounded?
-coughs- Anyway.

I take it you missed the fact all all of my baseless accusations were actually confirmed in-canon facts about the characters, and that they were followed by a big 'OH WAIT'.

 

[z3rostr1fe]

Alistair is Gay.

 

[Zantos]

Mordin Solus is actually Orgazmo

 

[ManaAdvent]

Sonic has been arrested multiple times for R.U.I.
Knuckles is a bed-wetter.
Shadow is a Vegeta fan-boy.

 

[AwesomeFerret]

The main character from every Call of Duty game, is in fact, in complete defiance of physics, the same guy. And this guy is the president of the Justin Beiber Fan Club and has a Hello Kitty fetish.

 

[MasterWhatever]

Mega man between saving the world and defeating master robots watches Pinocchio and hopes to also be a real boy.

 

[Ponce Master-General]

Niko Bellic wears a Justin Bieber T-Shirt at all times. Why do you think you can only buy jackets and sweaters in GTA IV?

 

[Les Awesome]

sackboy is an actual scrotum

 

[Rofl-Mayo]

Everything in Mario games is all part of Mario's drug induced hallucinations. Also Mario is bi.

 

[Fishyash]

Joker secretly fantasizes about chris crocker.

Meh I don't think i'm very good at this.

 

[Veldel]

Link actually never woke up,Link has been cryrogenically frozen since Day 1 of Ocarina Of Time

 

[Talon_Skywarp]

Tidus from Final Fantasy X is really a girl. And doesn't know it.

I thought that was true?

Made the story make a lot more sense

 

[Crispee]

Captain Olimar has no family, and instead fabricates photos of them and gives them to himself, to compensate for his pain.

 

[MishiSings]

The Spy is actually Quebecquois.

That's the reason so many people hate him.

That explains EVERYTHING! He's faking his Parisian accent and arrogant personality to cover up his deep-seated national abandonment issues.

Wait, no.

Spy is actually the ANTHROPOMORPHIC PERSONIFICATION of Quebec, and he's so terrified of losing his French and his culture that he fakes the Parisian accent even though he can speak English perfectly!

It was also him posing as De Gaule when De Gaule said that famous line: Vive Le Quebec Libre!

 

[Lordpils]

Alistair is Gay.

There are mods that make that claim not so baseless.

Samus Aran is a woman.

That's not baseless at all!

Do you think a guy would be flexible enough to roll into a ball? Of course not!

Samus is a woman?!

Were you just being snarky or are you the last person on the internet to learn that?

On topic: Garrosh Hellscream has a pet kitten named "Sillywhiskers" which he snuggles with every night to keep the "bad people" away

HA! That is probably the best one I've seen

You're welcome.