Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

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Marcus and Dom think girls are for gays and survive on a diet of rocks.

Wait... these were supposed to be unfounded opinions!

 

[FalloutJack]

Spoiler: Master Chief is actually...

I love this image!

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Link is a member of the IRA, and is a member of the Occult.

 

[Aurora219]

Marcus and Dom think girls are for gays and survive on a diet of rocks.

Wait... these were supposed to be unfounded opinions!

Dom being married and all.

Anyway.

Mr Minecraft committed genocide, amongst other things, in his past life and is now sentenced to eternal life in an empty world, filled to the brim with monsters trying (and succeeding) to kill him over and over.

 

[Zipa]

Alex Mason from black ops wishes he was a cool as the Alec Mason from RF:G

 

[RaZor921]

Alex Mason from black ops wishes he was a cool as the Alec Mason from RF:G

Alex Mason is schizophrenic and loves Frank Woods...

Oh wait.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Donkey Kong is a evil bigotted elitist who makes a fortune from the fields of mary-jane he grows on Konga Isle which he in turn uses to fund his secret army of the Fourth Reich and their upcoming bid for world supremacy.

 

[KyoFox]

Marcus and Dom think girls are for gays and survive on a diet of rocks.

Wait... these were supposed to be unfounded opinions!

Dom being married and all.

Anyway.

Mr Minecraft committed genocide, amongst other things, in his past life and is now sentenced to eternal life in an empty world, filled to the brim with monsters trying (and succeeding) to kill him over and over.

Good cover

OT: Baraka has three pet dogs and is very fluent in spanish.

 

[ABLb0y]

Zoey from left 4 dead is a virgin, James Sunderland from silent hill 2 is secretly gay and Eleanor Lamb smokes pot.

 

[loc978]

Master Chief is a bisexual pedophile. After all, he is a Spartan.

 

[Folksoul]

Squall has a hello kitty obsession.

 

[icame]

Yuna from FFX is actually an idiot...wait a minute


John marston from RDR has a gay lover in mexico.

 

[Caligulove]

Master Chief is quite fond of collectible porcelain teapots

 

[gigastrike]

Ezio Auditore like to dance to Caramelldansen.

 

[Rachel317]

Bayonetta is actually a virgin who learnt all she knows about sex from watching WAAAAY too many pornos.
She also has a penchant for Head and Shoulders shampoo and a rather aggressive lust for tuna and jam sandwiches.

 

[HT_Black]

Riddick is Gay.
Commander Shepard is a xenophile.
JC Denton is actually Jesus.

OH WAIT.

The spy is a nymphomaniac bisexual with a proclivity towards sex-related actions that straddle the border of societally estranged and illegal. He also secretly wishes that he was the pyro.