Make baseless assumptions about game characters!

[FalloutJack]

Spoiler: Master Chief is actually...

I love this image!

 

[Mr.PlanetEater]

Link is a member of the IRA, and is a member of the Occult.

 

[Aurora219]

Marcus and Dom think girls are for gays and survive on a diet of rocks.

Wait... these were supposed to be unfounded opinions!

Dom being married and all.

Anyway.

Mr Minecraft committed genocide, amongst other things, in his past life and is now sentenced to eternal life in an empty world, filled to the brim with monsters trying (and succeeding) to kill him over and over.

 

[Zipa]

Alex Mason from black ops wishes he was a cool as the Alec Mason from RF:G

 

[RaZor921]

Alex Mason from black ops wishes he was a cool as the Alec Mason from RF:G

Alex Mason is schizophrenic and loves Frank Woods...

Oh wait.

 

[TheDarkestDerp]

Donkey Kong is a evil bigotted elitist who makes a fortune from the fields of mary-jane he grows on Konga Isle which he in turn uses to fund his secret army of the Fourth Reich and their upcoming bid for world supremacy.

 

[KyoFox]

Marcus and Dom think girls are for gays and survive on a diet of rocks.

Wait... these were supposed to be unfounded opinions!

Dom being married and all.

Anyway.

Mr Minecraft committed genocide, amongst other things, in his past life and is now sentenced to eternal life in an empty world, filled to the brim with monsters trying (and succeeding) to kill him over and over.

Good cover

OT: Baraka has three pet dogs and is very fluent in spanish.

 

[ABLb0y]

Zoey from left 4 dead is a virgin, James Sunderland from silent hill 2 is secretly gay and Eleanor Lamb smokes pot.

 

[loc978]

Master Chief is a bisexual pedophile. After all, he is a Spartan.

 

[Folksoul]

Squall has a hello kitty obsession.

 

[icame]

Yuna from FFX is actually an idiot...wait a minute


John marston from RDR has a gay lover in mexico.

 

[Caligulove]

Master Chief is quite fond of collectible porcelain teapots

 

[gigastrike]

Ezio Auditore like to dance to Caramelldansen.

 

[Rachel317]

Bayonetta is actually a virgin who learnt all she knows about sex from watching WAAAAY too many pornos.
She also has a penchant for Head and Shoulders shampoo and a rather aggressive lust for tuna and jam sandwiches.

 

[HT_Black]

Riddick is Gay.
Commander Shepard is a xenophile.
JC Denton is actually Jesus.

OH WAIT.

The spy is a nymphomaniac bisexual with a proclivity towards sex-related actions that straddle the border of societally estranged and illegal. He also secretly wishes that he was the pyro.

 

[Ultress]

Princess Peach is a shrewd cock-tease.

'Cake' indeed.

He said baseless,not completely correct

OT:Gordon Freeman actually prefers hammers to crowbars but is too shy to ask for one

Locke Cole is a assassin for hire on weekends

Kuja is made of people.

 

[rayen020]

The scout - irrational fear of roller coasters
The soldier - intense sailor moon fan
The pyro - Once owned a baskin robbins
The demoman - had a bisexual relationship in college
The heavy - actually decent stand-up comedian
The engieneer - Can play freebird on guitar
The medic - incrediably addicted to WoW
The sniper - Is actually a brisbin based game reviewer for the escapist
The spy - has four pets he loves and anually donates to the ASPCA

 

[Mechsoap]

John Marston is a transsexual teenage girl.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

The scout - irrational fear of roller coasters
The soldier - intense sailor moon fan
The pyro - Once owned a baskin robbins
The demoman - had a bisexual relationship in college
The heavy - actually decent stand-up comedian
The engieneer - Can play freebird on guitar
The medic - incrediably addicted to WoW
The sniper - Is actually a brisbin based game reviewer for the escapist
The spy - has four pets he loves and anually donates to the ASPCA

But... those are perfectly reasonable assumptions! MYY BRAAAAAAINN

The Courier was really just a guy from the Wild West, and he never survived the double tap. Everything that follows is his journey through purgatory.

 

[Lordpils]

Bayonetta: Secret lesbian with lactose intolerance and a love of potpourri.

Princess Peach is a shrewd cock-tease.

'Cake' indeed.

Tidus from Final Fantasy X is really a girl. And doesn't know it.

Most of the characters from Gears of War: compensating for small penis.

Kratos: compensating for a small penis.

Baseless accusations people each one of these has some evidence towards them!

On topic: Garrosh Hellscream has a pet kitten named "Sillywhiskers" which he snuggles with every night to keep the "bad people" away