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subject_87

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Amorphisbob said:
Alex Mercer is a latent dendrophiliac
I had to look that up on Wikipedia, and whoa there! Quite strange and baseless, well done.

OT: Meat Boy cuts himself nightly.
 

everfreeDragon

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Legion and Shepard are the same person! Legion was built purely to learn everything about Shepard but not to know this, once Shepard is killed Legion will be transferred to a new platform designed to look exactly as he felt Shepard should have looked and he will be sent back in time to become Shepard.
 

Distorted Stu

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Alex Mercer is a child molester.
Cortez (Timesplitters) owns a strip club empire in Las Vegas.

Desmond was married for 5 years and had 3 children. He was contemplating abandoning his wife and children or comitting suicide at the local bar which he worked at. When he was abducted from the Templars, he used this excuse to avoid his old life. Thus, never hearing of his wife or children ever again.
 

Willem

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Master Chief is a horrible character. No wait... that's not baseless at all.
 

Therumancer

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Raidy from the "Lightning Warrior Raidy" games wound up doing porno games after trying unsuccessfully to break into mainstream RPGs. In between titles she wonders where her life went wrong, and is currently applying for roles in "Dragon Age 3", and "The Witcher 3". If she succeeds she hopes to hire the virtual actor playing Agent 47 (who is a sad old man who reads too much spy fiction, but a pretty good hacker with a fondness for Mountain Dew Code Red, and one of the front men for Anonymous... that's his suit in the pictures incidently) to erase as much evidence of her former career as possible.
 

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Sam Fisher was inappropriately touched by his uncle as a child. It seems he's not only hiding in the shadows from his enemies...but from his memories!
 

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Zaeed Massani has a collection of stuffed animals in his bedroom. His favorite is a Teddy Bear named Scruffles.