Make predictions for Star Wars Ep VII!

[Quellist]

With any luck it will feature Jar Jar Binks having survived, become a Jedi and gone over to the Dark side. 2 hours of bloody murder and Jar Jar's stupid voice, that'll do nicely

 

[iseko]

I predict that there is no way it can ever live up to our expectations.

Everyone expects it to suck. So if it can't live up to those expectations then it is going to be... Good?

I predict nothing other then that either its going to suck ass or be extremely good. Not mediocre. Extremes baby

 

[pilouuuu]

I'm OK with it as long as it's as good as J.J.'s Star Trek movies and is not complete crap like The Phantom Menace.

More than a prediction, I would love if Jar-Jar is the first character to show up in the movie and someone slashes him brutally with a lightsaber!

I think it's going to be a great movie, without the boring trade federation nonsense and hopefully all the comical relief will be actually comical and not stupid like Jar-Jar getting his tongue stuck around and an annoying kid exclaiming: "Yippieee!".

I hope it's not full of CGI. If it looks similar to the new Star Trek movies it'll be great to me. Yes, even with the lens flare. I don't mind it.

I hope the villain will be a bad ass and not an annoying whiny teenager.

I think it'll have great light saber battles which will not be like a ballet dance, but will look cool nonetheless.

It'll probably will have a lot of references to the original trilogy and hopefully almost none to the awful prequel trilogy.

Luke will probably be a similar character to Obi Wan. Old and wise, but he will remain somewhat youthful and good-hearted.

There will be a lot of teenagers and kids, but hopefully they're great like the kids in Game of Thrones and not idiotic like the kids from Twilight. They'll be good-looking, but most importantly good actors.

I expect it to have some ground-breaking innovative Special FXs, but as I mentioned before not looking completely fake with idiotic CGI.

I think it will be a bit more mature, but at the same time it'll be funny, especially when the original cast is included.

 

[Brian Tams]

Old Leia is probably going to die tragically, probably in front of one of her children, Han Solo will rage, oh gosh the deep emotion of a dead wife/mother! And there will probably be little to no indication that she knows the force because reasons.

You know, reversing this to where Han gets murdered in front of Leia, and Leia rages would be actually interesting. Not only do you roll reverse the dead wife/revenge plot line, but Leia is totally force sensitive, which means she can fall to the dark side.
This is all very interesting, which of course means it won't be used.

 

[StriderShinryu]

Hmm...

- It will be better than the prequels, but not as good as the inflated opinion so many people have of the original trilogy
- It will feature more of the original cast than it probably should
- It will take what steps it can to undo some of the silly storyline garbage that was introduced in the prequels

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Dark Jedi will continue their metamorphasis into Electric Pokemon as all original thought of how they can use the force to bend reality to their will is replaced by "Then he lightenings the dude really hard and everyone's all like Wow! But then they lightening him back and he's all like 'I can't repel lightening power of that magnitude' and so he teleport runs away by using lightening"

Someone will duel wield 2 double lightsabers (or a 3 bladed lightsaber will show up in in the phallic arms race of dueling with ridiculous amounts of lightsabers)

Situational phrases from the original movies will be referenced in awkward places -
My guesses:
"We can't repel firepower of that magnitude"
"I've got a bad feeling about this" (Curiously something Luke didn't say while snogging his sister)
'A wise man once said' - Luke recites something either Obi Wan or Yoda said to him in the original movie, I'm betting "Do or do not there is no try"