Make up a better creature game
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A penguin who writes the great American novel while shredding on the guitar and teaching kids about the importance of a good education.
A seal with power armour, a teleport pack, a lightsaber and a plasma pistol. It has the intelligence and means to use them.
A spider with Mind Impulse Unit-linked autocannons for the bottom halves of its legs. And the knowhow to use them.
Cthulu holding a BFG in one hand and the Fat Man in the other, with a Spartan Laser strapped to his back.
I think I win.
I think I win.
The brain worm that infects Cthulhu and makes him shoot the Fat Man with the BFG while he's still holding it.
You were saying?
You were saying?
A cyborg pirate ninja mudkip that eats brain worms, giant fetahered snake gods, and ethernet cables for breakfest, and duel wields 4 Fat Man's and 6 BFG's at the same time.
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With tentacles.
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With tentacles.
A beast crafted from the DNA of Gordon Freeman, Duke Nukem, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Campbell, a tiger, an elephant, and a scorpion.