Make Up An Unique Super Power

[CouchCommando]

The ability to touch things and turn them into poo.
Kind a modification of the midas touch.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

The power to 'castle'. It's a Chess term, look it up. Essentially I'm the King and any random low intelligence waster is the Rook. I get myself into all the bad situations I want and then *zip*, away I go!

Ah, but neither you or the rook can move from your starting positions or else your power is nullified.

Only in that game, so I'll just make sure that I'm comfortable before I begin to play.