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I have several...(Both actual workys is volunteering)
Assistant operator and observer of safeworking of locomotive hauled transportation.
Cheif trainer of new recruits in the field of maintaining, cleansing and feeding 100 year old steam piston propelled locomotives.
Basically, I'm a assistant (Do most of the work anyways) Guard and signalman/shunter at my local Preserved Railway
And I'm the roster officer for the engine cleaning dept. at the same railway
Assistant operator and observer of safeworking of locomotive hauled transportation.
Cheif trainer of new recruits in the field of maintaining, cleansing and feeding 100 year old steam piston propelled locomotives.
Basically, I'm a assistant (Do most of the work anyways) Guard and signalman/shunter at my local Preserved Railway
And I'm the roster officer for the engine cleaning dept. at the same railway
Well I have two jobs, however I had to sign NDAs for both so I will be vague.
by day: I am the guy who sits on a phone and wonders why his employer even has a support line when he is just going to have to tell them he can not fix there issue due to policy.
by night: I am a guy who ensures secret computerized electronics do not fail to function at inopportune times causing unpleasant events.
by day: I am the guy who sits on a phone and wonders why his employer even has a support line when he is just going to have to tell them he can not fix there issue due to policy.
by night: I am a guy who ensures secret computerized electronics do not fail to function at inopportune times causing unpleasant events.
My actual title when I was an intern at a large software company was 'Finance Intern Extraordinaire'Tharwen said:
'Purveyor of circular bread-based consumables'Druss the Legend said:
'Enabler of Doughy Goodness and Lord-General of Hunger Prevention'
'Master of the Kingdom of Cheese and Tomato related foostuffs. Also Pepsi.'
Home Dwelling Agent, in other words i'm unemployed. If you want to be really technical you could say I am a Surveyor of Knowledgeable pieces (A student)
Hah! Great, thanks!Mercurio128 said:'Purveyor of circular bread-based consumables'Druss the Legend said:
'Enabler of Doughy Goodness and Lord-General of Hunger Prevention'
'Master of the Kingdom of Cheese and Tomato related foostuffs. Also Pepsi.'
That second one is now my job title on facebook.