Make your job title sound better

[ToastiestZombie]

Home Dwelling Agent, in other words i'm unemployed. If you want to be really technical you could say I am a Surveyor of Knowledgeable pieces (A student)

 

[RollForInitiative]

I don't think I can make my title sound much better than it already is.

 

[Druss the Legend]

How can Dominos Pizza Manager sound good?

Maker of the Ultimate Munchies Meal?

'Purveyor of circular bread-based consumables'

'Enabler of Doughy Goodness and Lord-General of Hunger Prevention'

'Master of the Kingdom of Cheese and Tomato related foostuffs. Also Pepsi.'

Hah! Great, thanks!

That second one is now my job title on facebook.