Make your job title sound better

[Kenbo Slice]

How would you guys make dishwasher sound awesome? Because I sure as fuck can't.

 

[Druss the Legend]

How can Dominos Pizza Manager sound good?

Maker of the Ultimate Munchies Meal?

 

[BishopofAges]

I am a master of the custodial arts. Or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

(both factual and referential. I win the internets.)

You do indeed, sir.

I am a Conqurer of the Technological Landscape one area at a time (Digital Media Student)

@Kenbo Slice: My other job calls them "Dishmachine Operator" or DMO

 

[Kenbo Slice]

I am a master of the custodial arts. Or a Janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

(both factual and referential. I win the internets.)

You do indeed, sir.

I am a Conqurer of the Technological Landscape one area at a time (Digital Media Student)

@Kenbo Slice: My other job calls them "Dishmachine Operator" or DMO

I think I'll stick with DMO

 

[hitman_7]

Alternative Pharmaceuticals Salesman

 

[EHKOS]

Arse Circumference Engineer.....I'm unemployed *sob*

 

[ripdajacker]

Developer... Hmm.. How to make sound better:

- Manipulator Of Ones and Zeros
- Conjurer of Keyboard Magic

 

[Biosophilogical]

I'm in-between projects at the moment.

I love it!

OT: Prospective Psychologist? Future Psychologist? I solve your problems, before they ever happen (and so begins a new sitcom, of the guy who fixes problems before they occur, but because he only gets one shot to fix things, we get to laugh at all the crazy antics that unfold as he tries to fix people's mental issues with the accuracy of a salmon playing darts).

 

[Pimppeter2]

Management already sounds pretty badass.

That is until I finally get a nametag that says "The Fucking BO$$"

 

[Tallim]

How would you guys make dishwasher sound awesome? Because I sure as fuck can't.

Metal and Ceramic Cleansing Coordinator. Just to take a wild stab at it.

 

[Tharwen]

Super-intern!

I'm an intern at a software development company...

 

[Matt-Sama]

Dishwasher engineer and Hygiene Control.
Sounds much better than Kitchen Porter and much much better than Pot wash

 

[zidine100]

Im on a break.

what its really hard to make unemployed sound awesome.

 

[Aerodyamic]

Journeyman flat-roofer = Horizontal-surface Moisture-Restriction professional

 

[J-dog42]

Petroleum transfer and supply technician. Yea I work in a petrol station, but only as a part time job while I'm at uni.

 

[Mister Eff]

I'm a film student at Met Film can translate to

Yeah, I'm with Ealing Film Studios.

No lies!

 

[Mazza35]

I have several...(Both actual workys is volunteering)

Assistant operator and observer of safeworking of locomotive hauled transportation.
Cheif trainer of new recruits in the field of maintaining, cleansing and feeding 100 year old steam piston propelled locomotives.

Basically, I'm a assistant (Do most of the work anyways) Guard and signalman/shunter at my local Preserved Railway
And I'm the roster officer for the engine cleaning dept. at the same railway

 

[barbzilla]

Well I have two jobs, however I had to sign NDAs for both so I will be vague.

by day: I am the guy who sits on a phone and wonders why his employer even has a support line when he is just going to have to tell them he can not fix there issue due to policy.

by night: I am a guy who ensures secret computerized electronics do not fail to function at inopportune times causing unpleasant events.

 

[Mercurio128]

Super-intern!

I'm an intern at a software development company...

My actual title when I was an intern at a large software company was 'Finance Intern Extraordinaire'

 

[Mercurio128]

How can Dominos Pizza Manager sound good?

Maker of the Ultimate Munchies Meal?

'Purveyor of circular bread-based consumables'

'Enabler of Doughy Goodness and Lord-General of Hunger Prevention'

'Master of the Kingdom of Cheese and Tomato related foostuffs. Also Pepsi.'