I'm in graduate school studying astronautical engineering. Right now, I'm having to take a lot of physics stuff, and a lot of my work recently has involved high-energy kind of stuff, accelerators, Marx generators, Tesla coils, etc. Since I did a lot of research in chemistry during my undergrad, I shall be...
The Lightning Alchemist ...well, apprentice, I guess.
But my end goal for that is so that I can be an astronautical engineer. That is to say, LITERALLY A ROCKET SCIENTIST. And I'll get to ironically say "Well, I'm no rocket scientist, but..." and "Seriously man, this isn't rocket science!" anytime I have a disagreement with someone. Which will be always.
Technically, since I've passed the FE, my official title is "Engineer in training". Kind of a misnomer really, as you can only take that title AFTER finishing an engineering degree program and passing the FE, but I guess it makes sense since traditionally I would start an apprenticeship now, and engineers can get a bit snobbish about their field and its various traditions. But hey, I actually have an official title ^.^