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Hello Charlotte.
For too long you have rejected my applications for your love. Well now we'll see. As you can see, there is a ring in the middle of the room. You have 10 seconds to put your finger in it and accept my undying love. Otherwise, you will be subjected to torture. Being the most beautiful woman in Britain, you will be Snu-Snu'd by the most beautiful men. Then the large men. Then the petite men. Then the large men again.
For too long you have rejected my applications for your love. Well now we'll see. As you can see, there is a ring in the middle of the room. You have 10 seconds to put your finger in it and accept my undying love. Otherwise, you will be subjected to torture. Being the most beautiful woman in Britain, you will be Snu-Snu'd by the most beautiful men. Then the large men. Then the petite men. Then the large men again.
unless you force a pebble into both ears and eat a paving slab a large granite replica of mt. rushmore falls upon you ( and youve got 10 seconds to do both)
Hello (name of rapist here) you have done some very very nasty things in your time, and now I would like you to play a game, just to see if you can stop being nasty for the ransom of your life.
In the room infront of you there are some women, you should recognise them, very well. They arn't wearing too much at the moment, just some gloves i made for them, metal ones with razor blades for fingers. Just to make it extra fun those razors are coated in rat poison.
Now they all know who you are, they know what you did to them and they want to punish you for it. they won't be able to see you however until the shutters over their eyes are opened. These shutters will only open when a temperature sensor on your body detects enough heat.
That sensor is attached to your penis, If you can resist staring at their bodies, reaching out and touching them until you are on the other side of that room then you will survive.
oh wait, one other thing, there is a sensor in the floor that will detect it if you run to fast, the shutters will open if you do, now go before i get bored and the shutters open anyway.
In the room infront of you there are some women, you should recognise them, very well. They arn't wearing too much at the moment, just some gloves i made for them, metal ones with razor blades for fingers. Just to make it extra fun those razors are coated in rat poison.
Now they all know who you are, they know what you did to them and they want to punish you for it. they won't be able to see you however until the shutters over their eyes are opened. These shutters will only open when a temperature sensor on your body detects enough heat.
That sensor is attached to your penis, If you can resist staring at their bodies, reaching out and touching them until you are on the other side of that room then you will survive.
oh wait, one other thing, there is a sensor in the floor that will detect it if you run to fast, the shutters will open if you do, now go before i get bored and the shutters open anyway.
hello (blank)i want to play a game. you have had so many failed mirages. so many chances for love. yet you throw it away. in the next room you will find your finance on a rig over a spike pit fall to stop it you must hold onto that rope holding her up however the only way to svae her is to wait for the iorn maiden to lock you in place wich will then release her, can you hold on to one you love? game on
Fucking brilliant.Indigo_Dingo said:
"Hello, Danny. I want to play a game. You've always been to considerate of others, to a fault. As you know, its really interfered with your life. Now, let's see how caring you REALLY are. As you see, the person you love is tied up in front of you, and you have no hope of freeing the bonds. Unless, of course, you use the key. As you may also notice, there is an empty syringe on a table to your left. What you can't see is that both of you have been poisoned. Luckily, I have supplied you both with your own vaccine, and even a key. The vaccines have been sealed into your stomachs, as well as a key. Kill your loved one and vaccinate yourself, or kill yourself to vaccinate and free your loved one. You have 2 hours for the poison to kill you."
That'd kill me. </3
Hello Yahtzee I want to play a game. For months you have made people laugh by being overly callous and cruel to complete strangers. Mocking their hard work for not living up to your impossible standards. For what? The approval of an internet community? Well now Mr. Croshaw you will have to embrace one of the things you hate most to save the one thing you love. Yourself. On the table in front of you is a device you will find very familiar, it is an Xbox 360 controller. This controller is your one ticket to freedom. When this video stops playing the screen will be replaced with a series of commands that you must match with the controller. If you do not the incendiary device strapped to the bck of your chair will ignite, burning you alive, much in the way you have burned the countless game developers and programmers in your reviews. Now Mr. Croshaw. Press X to not die!
Some awesome ideas in this thread...
Hello, Insert Name Here. I would like to play a game.
Although you are in darkness, you will notice that you are in a standing position with your wrists encircled by something tight and heavy. These are manacles. The chains loop over large pulleys and connect to a ratcheted wheel, which can only turn one way. The wheels are slowly turning away from you. In about thirty minutes the chains will become taut enough that you will no longer be able to move your arms. Some time after that, they will tear off your hands or even remove your arms from their sockets, and you will bleed to death. I don't imagine it will be very fun, quick, or painless.
There is a key to the manacles. Approximately two feet in front of you is a person you don't know all that well, someone you recognise from around the place. You find her attractive. She's a nice person and you wouldn't wish to see any harm come to her. The key is beneath her ribcage. Feel that sharp pain on the opposite side from your heart? That's right, you have a key too. Its removal would soon prove lethal. She is awake and listening to this, but sadly - due to the efficiency of duct tape - she cannot speak to you at the moment. She is manacled in the same way as you are.
There are blades attached to the manacles. In a moment, a small amount of light will filter into the room.
I recommend you move fast; it won't be long before you can't even reach each other, never mind your opposite wrist...
Hello, Insert Name Here. I would like to play a game.
Although you are in darkness, you will notice that you are in a standing position with your wrists encircled by something tight and heavy. These are manacles. The chains loop over large pulleys and connect to a ratcheted wheel, which can only turn one way. The wheels are slowly turning away from you. In about thirty minutes the chains will become taut enough that you will no longer be able to move your arms. Some time after that, they will tear off your hands or even remove your arms from their sockets, and you will bleed to death. I don't imagine it will be very fun, quick, or painless.
There is a key to the manacles. Approximately two feet in front of you is a person you don't know all that well, someone you recognise from around the place. You find her attractive. She's a nice person and you wouldn't wish to see any harm come to her. The key is beneath her ribcage. Feel that sharp pain on the opposite side from your heart? That's right, you have a key too. Its removal would soon prove lethal. She is awake and listening to this, but sadly - due to the efficiency of duct tape - she cannot speak to you at the moment. She is manacled in the same way as you are.
There are blades attached to the manacles. In a moment, a small amount of light will filter into the room.
I recommend you move fast; it won't be long before you can't even reach each other, never mind your opposite wrist...
Hello, insert name here. I would like to play a game.
You are surrounded by a grassy field because you take your legs for granted. You have spent your entire life walking on them without ever thanking them or giving them a massage. Surrounding you are hundreds of buried land mines; if you give your legs the respect they deserve you can walk away, if not you will lose them.
You are surrounded by a grassy field because you take your legs for granted. You have spent your entire life walking on them without ever thanking them or giving them a massage. Surrounding you are hundreds of buried land mines; if you give your legs the respect they deserve you can walk away, if not you will lose them.
*Imagine this whole paragraph in the voice of Jigsaw for full effect*
Greetings, Mr. Phillips. I would like to play a game. You may notice that you are not where you were when you fell asleep last night. Beneath you is a large, comfortable chair that massages your back if you press a button on this remote (remote lowers from ceiling). In front of you is a big screen TV with every episode of Scrubs Tivo'd. To your left is a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup. Make sure to save room for desert, because I made brownies! In your pocket, you will find two keys. The first is used to exit this room at any time. The second opens a locked chest filled with candy. Also, here's a puppy (puppy lowers from ceiling).
You just won the Saw lottery!
Greetings, Mr. Phillips. I would like to play a game. You may notice that you are not where you were when you fell asleep last night. Beneath you is a large, comfortable chair that massages your back if you press a button on this remote (remote lowers from ceiling). In front of you is a big screen TV with every episode of Scrubs Tivo'd. To your left is a grilled cheese sandwich and some tomato soup. Make sure to save room for desert, because I made brownies! In your pocket, you will find two keys. The first is used to exit this room at any time. The second opens a locked chest filled with candy. Also, here's a puppy (puppy lowers from ceiling).
You just won the Saw lottery!
Theres a lock pick in your penis...retrieve it and pick the lock...the twist is that the door isn't even locked and when you tear open your penis you find NO lockpick...Mwuhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Trapped in a room with barred windows and door with mines await you if you open the door and you see a tv and a wii. And underneath the tv are some remote mines the jigsaw never mentioned. You're forced to play either Ninjabread Man or Wii Music and beat it or you die.
Good evening, both of you. I have brought you here because neither of you has anything resembling a sense of altruism. Everything you do is for your own benefit, and if you harm others by your actions, you simply don't care.
Now then, do you see that you are manacled side by side? I thought you would. But I think you first noticed the scar on your manacled arm. That's right, only one arm is manacled. But returning to the scar, you will see that it is rather poorly sticthed up. If you tear out the stiches, you will find a key. The key to the other person's cuffs. And before you get any ideas, I was careful to make sure that your bound arm was where the other person couldn't reach it. Wasn't that considerate of me?
Next, I think you see the thread, needles and alchohol on the other side of the room. I already sterilized the needles, the alchohol's to kill the pain so that you can work on each other. And you notice that each of your names is written by one of the needles? That's so that you don't pick up the wrong one. The needles are coated in a contact poison, but each of you has been given the antidote to the one on your needle. The threads are coated in antidote too (so that you don't kill each other by sewing up the wounds), but you can't work on yourself because that would bring the concentration of antidote in your bloodstream up to toxic levels. Oh, and you can't take the other needle and work on yourself either, because you'll absorb a bigger dose from touching the needle than the stuff on the thread can handle. And then, once you are no longer in danger of bleeding to death, you can walk through that door.
*begin tape 2 when they leave the room*
Now, do you see the two tightropes strung across that pit? I thought you would. The ropes, by the way, carry an electrical charge, not unlike that of a power line. If you only stand on one, you'll be safe, but on two...ker-zap. The solution, of couse, is to put on those rubber gloves at your feet, join hands, and walk across like that. Call it a trust exercise.
Oh, and there's another way to get across: If one of you hits the pressure plate at the bottom of the pit, a platform will rise up from the bottom. This platform, covered in soft foam (but it will only form once the plate is triggered), will gently raise you up to the top of the pit and to freedom. So, you can get out by tricking your "friend" into walking across with you, and then shoving him off and using the recoil to land on the platform.
Now that I've told you that, can you trust each other? Keep in mind that your partner is exactly like you; i.e, a sociopathic bastard.
Now then, do you see that you are manacled side by side? I thought you would. But I think you first noticed the scar on your manacled arm. That's right, only one arm is manacled. But returning to the scar, you will see that it is rather poorly sticthed up. If you tear out the stiches, you will find a key. The key to the other person's cuffs. And before you get any ideas, I was careful to make sure that your bound arm was where the other person couldn't reach it. Wasn't that considerate of me?
Next, I think you see the thread, needles and alchohol on the other side of the room. I already sterilized the needles, the alchohol's to kill the pain so that you can work on each other. And you notice that each of your names is written by one of the needles? That's so that you don't pick up the wrong one. The needles are coated in a contact poison, but each of you has been given the antidote to the one on your needle. The threads are coated in antidote too (so that you don't kill each other by sewing up the wounds), but you can't work on yourself because that would bring the concentration of antidote in your bloodstream up to toxic levels. Oh, and you can't take the other needle and work on yourself either, because you'll absorb a bigger dose from touching the needle than the stuff on the thread can handle. And then, once you are no longer in danger of bleeding to death, you can walk through that door.
*begin tape 2 when they leave the room*
Now, do you see the two tightropes strung across that pit? I thought you would. The ropes, by the way, carry an electrical charge, not unlike that of a power line. If you only stand on one, you'll be safe, but on two...ker-zap. The solution, of couse, is to put on those rubber gloves at your feet, join hands, and walk across like that. Call it a trust exercise.
Oh, and there's another way to get across: If one of you hits the pressure plate at the bottom of the pit, a platform will rise up from the bottom. This platform, covered in soft foam (but it will only form once the plate is triggered), will gently raise you up to the top of the pit and to freedom. So, you can get out by tricking your "friend" into walking across with you, and then shoving him off and using the recoil to land on the platform.
Now that I've told you that, can you trust each other? Keep in mind that your partner is exactly like you; i.e, a sociopathic bastard.
Hello, Mr. Thompson, you have spent your entire life trying to get rid of video games. Now, you must play them. I have lined up ten video games that you have campaigned against or criticised or in some way been associated with muddying their good name on the side of the room, from left to right, they are: Postal, Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto 3 and 4, Bully, Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, The Sims 2, Halo, Left Behind: Eternal Forces and Counter-Strike. There is a games console at the end of the room capable of playing them all. I will allow you out of this room after you have logged 50 hours of gameplay on each game. If you do not wish to play, there is a loaded pistol at the other end of the room. Decide soon, in 30 minutes, gas will flood the room. Additionally, if you take a break from gaming that lasts longer than 20 minutes, once again, gas will flood the room. Enjoy.
Wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."
Wake up in a dim room bleeding, with minor injuries. tape enters tape recorder. "HELLO (name) I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR SOME TIME NOW. I KNOW YOU LIKE TO WATCH BUT NOW IT IS TIME TO PARTICIPATE. YOU LIKE TO DARE PEOPLE TO DO DANGEROUS THINGS THAT YOU KNOW CAN AND WILL GET THEM SLAUGHTERED. YOU CALL THESE 'GAMES'. SOCIETY WOULD CALL THEM MURDERS. IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE A 'GAME'. HERE'S THE BASICS OF THIS GAME. YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A AIR-TIGHT, VACUUM-SEALED ROOM. SO IF YOU CAUSE YOUR HEART RATE TO RISE, EVEN THE SLIGHTEST INCREASE OF BPM, YOU WILL CATCH FLAME AND BURN TO DEATH. THE ROOM AS I'M SURE YOU HAVE NOTICED IS BEING SLOWLY FILLED WITH GASOLINE. THERE IS A VERY SMALL BUTTON AT THE TOP OF THE ROOM. IF YOU LOOK IN THE UPPER-RIGHT CORNER OF THE ROOM YOU WILL SEE A SMALL FLAME ABOUT 5 INCHES AWAY FROM THE CEILING IS A BASIC BURNER MECHANISM. IF THE GASOLINE REACHES THE FLAME BEFORE YOU DO THE BUTTON, WELL I'M PRETTY SURE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS. SO WHILE THE GASOLINE GETS HIGHER I WOULD BEGIN TO THINK OF A PLAN. LET THE 'GAMES' BEGIN."