Ixion's Everflowing Nautilus
Effect: Summons a large shell that holds water in the mouth of the shell. The water never runs out, and can be in any flavor, viscosity, or color that the summoner desires, as well as his friends. The shell has four spindly legs that allow it to move, and follow it's master. Should the shell's master be attacked, the shell can shoot powerful spouts of water at the attacker.
Gambit Blade of Khale
Effect: Upon casting of the spell, a large, oddly shaped blade will materialize in the caster's hands. The sword has a long, crooked blade, a large eight ball at the top of the hilt, and 4 exploding cards in said hilt.
The blade is extremely light and sharp. Should the caster not have run into any bad luck recently (walking under ladders, etc.), the blade will kill anything in one hit, as well as providing infinite explosive cards that emerge from the hilt, that will obliterate whatever they are thrown at.
If the wielder of the blade has run into bad luck, the blade will be worthless, as all the cards will be duds, the blade shall be dull and weak, and will always miss it's target.