Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[ShindoL Shill]

The air makes me stagger, and I follow the vacuum.
I stand over Zeph, take my hockey stick and raise it over his head. "Ice to see you."
*THWACK*
I hit his face straight-on.

 

[Zepherus14]

I die, but the impact was enough to open the bag compartment of the vacuum cleaner. Twibly was bombarded with a rainbow of plastic balls.

I respawn back in the food court and grab some Mango Chicken from the one Chinesse food store.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I yelp at the horde of Zeph's balls, and begin hitting them with my tennis racket.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn, and grab the deadliest weapon known to man....THE CRICKET BAT!
I then enlighten Trilby to some Australian customs, most of them involving Cricket bats meeting faces.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stagger back, then use the tennis racket as a shield and start trying to bash Knife's head in.

 

[Zepherus14]

I finish the mango chicken which was delicious and then grab a couple more chop sticks. "Now to find that crazy sports enthusiast."

 

[Knife-28]

It's me vs Trilby, tennis vs cricket bat, Aussie vs whatever nationality he is because I'm too lazy to look at his profile.

We fight, and in Mall Fight tradition, this plays.

 

[Zepherus14]

I stab Eric's eyes with the chop sticks. "They were fighting you twit!"

 

[Zepherus14]

My brain grows arms and legs and starts fighting Eric.

 

[Zepherus14]

My Brain's Brain climbs out with a bazooka! Exploding Eric to nothing but splatter.

"Now to take over the Mall!!" It shouted.

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn infornt of Eric, grab him around the neck, and teleport to The Highest Point In The Mall (Or THPITM).
"Read the rules Eric,No Conventional Weapons." His gun disappears, and I throw him off THPITM.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I spawn behind Knife uppercut him in the groin he throws up and then I kick him off THPITM.

During my victory dance I slip and fall off THPITM and land on Eric killing both of us.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife: Fall in a more hard-boiled manner.

This is how a real man falls. A man's man.

 

[Zepherus14]

As I recover from the mental attack. I run over to a trampoline store. I put it under Knife's fall.

As he lands he is sent back up to THPITM, but goes higher and impacts a ceiling, splattering everywhere.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

whatever nationality he is because I'm too lazy to look at his profile.

OOC: I'm Scottish.
Just... yep.

I spawn in a bakery and arm myself... with cake.
And bread knives.
And a hairnet for head protection. Lucky I did, because bits of Knife splatter onto me as I leave.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I plant a slice of Victoria Sponge on a plate on the ground and lie in wait in the shadows.
This plan cannot possibly fail, because everyone loves cake.

 

[Zepherus14]

I grab a mall-cop car, and race down the hallway, running over Twibly's cake trap.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make a sad face, then scrawl 'smooshed my cake' onto my list of Reasons I'll Kill Zeph, under 'vacuum cleaner' and 'balls'.
Then I throw down a cupcake.

 

[Zepherus14]

I put the cart into reverse and run over the cupcake too.

OoC: I'm a horrible person...

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I perform a sweet-ass ninja-style leap and (mostly) decapitate Zeph with my two bread knives, then start driving around with my new allies Mr Body and Sir Head.