Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)

[Zepherus14]

I respawn in a another pet store, and look at the hermit crabs with the painted shells. I then look up and see the pythons... "Ooooo..."

 

[Knife-28]

I stand outside the pet store, watching Zeph be killed. "It looks like hes *Puts on sunglasses* got crabs." I say, before said crabs burst throught the front window of the shop and kill me.

 

[Knife-28]

I laugh at Eric laughing at my misforture. Then I slap him around with a TV antenna.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I spawn in a Staples, and begin sellotaping pens and pencils and an Easy Button [http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/easybutton/] to my chest.
Then I run out, and jump onto Knife, aiming to ram the writing utensils into him so deeply the Easy Button is pressed.
"I HOPE SOMEONE RATES THE DIFFICULTY OF THIS KILL!" I yell, foreshadowing the possible Easy Button-pressing.

 

[Zepherus14]

I respawn in the pet store again and open all the hamster cages. "GO EVIL HAMSTERS!! DESTROY THE OTHER MALL FIGHTERS!!"

The hamsters form a large mob of cuteness as they head towards Twibly and Knife.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

In the air, I stare at the horde of hamsters and abort my leap by flailing wildly until I fall.
"Come at me... brodents." I say dramatically, then rush the mob.

 

[Zepherus14]

The hamsters shout in a high pitch squeak as they continue their charge towards Twibly. They all leap at Twibly, teeth baring.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I place my hands on the sellotape and push, clicking all the pens and impaling the leaping hamsters, then I plug my ears with two spare pens.
"That was- that was- that w- that was easy." the Easy Button says.

 

[Zepherus14]

OoC: Lol Nice!

I run into the hallway, and glue a gold coin to the ground. I then run up to the next floor and grab a plant pot ready to drop it onto anyone who goes for the gold coin.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I see a gold coin and Youth Roll [http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?p=002288&s=6] at it, and try to grab it.
I stab my legs a bit on the pens.

 

[Zepherus14]

I throw the pot at Twibly, then book it to get to another location.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

The pot smashes my back, and I somehow impale myself on the pens.
"That was easy."

I spawn in a gardening shop and arm myself with dual trowels.
"I'm going to get rid of the dirt in this Mall..." I say to a potted plant, then run away.

 

[Zepherus14]

OoC: The 'That was easy' button is awesome.

I run to the Vacuums-R-Us store, and get a super powered vacuum. I then stand on it, and turn it on. It rockets out of the store. "I am going to make a clean get-away!"

 

[Knife-28]

I run into the fireworks store, and for no particular reason, light the place on fire.
I then watch the colours.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I hear Zeph's yell and grab tool-belts, a rake, a hoe, overalls, work boots and a flower as I leave.
Now fully equipped, I step outside.

Spoiler: And now, Trilby Represents Something with Paint

I call it... the Gardeathener(Gardener+Death) Outfit.

 

[Knife-28]

I sneak up behind Trilby, and upend a bucket of paint over his head.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Then I hear the explosions and see the rainbow. I feel a strange compulsion to Taste The Rainbow.
So I run at Knife's location, hoe raised, screaming like a rabid Mel Gibson In Braveheart.
"I DIDNAE KEN IT WIS HOGMANAY!" I say.

Then he reveals himself through the cunning application of paint, making me look like Mel Gibson in Braveheart. I swipe the hoe at his face.

 

[Knife-28]

I backpeddle, throwing more paint at Trilby in an attempt to blind him.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I blink and wipe the paint away from my eyes. "It's on... like my computer. I... I seriously left it running. That's dangerous." I say to distract Knife, then attack with a throwing trowel aimed at his face.

 

[Knife-28]

The trowel his me in the face, and I fall backwards over the railing and into the ball pool that was totally there the entire time.