Mall Fight - Back To Basics (Open)
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I respawn and go to the 'Janitors-R-US' store and grab a gas mask. I then run over to Foot locker with some tongs and grab the stinkiest socks in the universe. I start running through the mall looking for people to throw the socks in their face.
I see Knife admiring the explosion of the basketball court. I walk up to him and ask. "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" Knife's nose explodes off his head, trying to run from the stench of the socks. "I didn't think so either..." Knife dies from a nose bleed...
Knife dies because of the stench of the socks again as he makes the tackle, but the socks land in the fire, burning way the socks without a trace.
I respawn, and go to the grocery store, and go to the apple section, yes there is an entire 'apple' section.
I respawn, and go to the grocery store, and go to the apple section, yes there is an entire 'apple' section.
Zeph looks around the apple section, it sells apples and apple accessories.
I then appear in an oversized apple suit, and start pelting him with apples.
I then appear in an oversized apple suit, and start pelting him with apples.
I grab a plastic bags from the side of the isle, catching as many apples as I can and run off. Knife tries to continue to pelt me with apples, but I knock over a tower of cans, distracting him as I make my escape with an apple corer.
*new challenger* I spawn in the grocery in the beverage section and grabs cans of soda and shake them as I run around the store, heading towards the sound of falling cans.
A safe distance away I hide in a booster juice store. I core the apples, and put the seeds in a blender. I then grabbed an funnel, and a container of the blended seeds and ran off to find someone, making my way to the top level of the mall.
(Apple seeds have cyanide in them, about half a cup will kill)
(Apple seeds have cyanide in them, about half a cup will kill)
I push Knife's body off of me and sigh, throwing the cans into the air and run to the spice aisle, putting cayenne pepper in coffee filters, making little spice bombs and run out of the store to the Gamestop.
I hear the cries of a multitude of really bad games dying. Wondering what happened, I looks over the banister to see Tonz running up to the Gamestop. I grab one of the potted plants near me and chuck it in his direction.