Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I watch as my dummy gets eviscerated.
"DUMMY! NOOOO!" I boot the Tulpa out.
"Salt, I won't do it."

 

[RaNDM G]

Unfortunately, this unit is only stocked with foodstuffs, fuel and surveillance equipment. All warheads have been removed, though the tertiary gun above the cockpit accepts a wide range of ammunition.

 

[Paddy the Second]

How the fuck would you fit a dummy in a tank? Have you ever been in one?

 

[Saltarius]

"TWO DOLLARS!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Well?", the detective impatiently asks.

"Can anyone here top forty million?"

Whoever is left isn't in the mood to buy.

"Sold!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

It was a very small dummy. I turn on a joke cannon fire sound.
"Hahahaha! Hee hoo, hehe...GIVE IT UP FOR OUR PRESENTER, MISTER...Wait, dude. What's your name?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Uh... It's Sage."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Our presenter Sage! Alright, so this item was sold, wasn't it? Fur coat guy, come on up!"

 

[RaNDM G]

The detective waves and leaves.

 

[Saltarius]

I call Sister.

"Zombie may have inadvertantly drove down a fuck ton of interest in the door."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa dons its gasmask and tears Zombie's skull from his neck.

"I spend five minutes having a shit and that fucker ruins everything again."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Holy shit, that's great! We might just buy it and-"

You hear rumbling over the phone.

"Salt... What did you do?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

My third dummy.
"PADDY! STOP THAT! What did my dummies ever do to you? Yo guards, can you escort that man out of here? He's trying to start a fight."

 

[Saltarius]

"Woah woah, I did not do anything. Zombie just terrorized the place with a ta-Fuck."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not a man jackass." The tulpa rams its hands through Zombie's chest and disperses.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"PADDY, STOP DESTROYING MY DUMMIES!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

{Paddy, they fit at least two people.}

I continue trying to get the security guard's attention.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Oh God."

Sister is trampled in a stampede of frightened auctioneers.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You wanna play it that way Zombie?" I walk up to the auctioneer and ram my revolver into his face. "Where's the door being kept? Anyone comes near me and I blow his face open."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Are you okay? Sis? Oh fuck."