I stare as Paddy shoves the revolver into a cardboard cutout of the auctioneer.
"He went for a shit literally a second ago. Too late Pad's."
"He went for a shit literally a second ago. Too late Pad's."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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Thankfully, the match bounces off the metal cover, which happens to be locked.
"That didn't really work now, did it." I stick a straight jacket on Paddy.
"That didn't really work now, did it." I stick a straight jacket on Paddy.
I walk over to the auctioneer and lead him away from all the fucking murder.
"Do you have an office or something we can go to?"
"Do you have an office or something we can go to?"
"Alright Zombie, we'll do things your way, which is apparently the same way as a hormonal teenager playing fucking Call of Duty." I shoot myself in the head.
I drag Sage past Knife.
"My guess is yeah. So, I'm just gonna ask this guy where the thing is."
"My guess is yeah. So, I'm just gonna ask this guy where the thing is."
You grab the Scotsman by the collar and drag him real close to your face.
[small]"Listen here you little shit. There are less than ten people in this galaxy who know what that thing is and what the Hell it does. Three of them are in that room waiting to bid on the goddamn thing. What I do not need is some snot-nosed, angst-filled punk keeping them waiting. You're going to back off and let me close the show or I'll shove that machine arm of yours down your throat. Have I made myself clear?"[/small]
[small]"Listen here you little shit. There are less than ten people in this galaxy who know what that thing is and what the Hell it does. Three of them are in that room waiting to bid on the goddamn thing. What I do not need is some snot-nosed, angst-filled punk keeping them waiting. You're going to back off and let me close the show or I'll shove that machine arm of yours down your throat. Have I made myself clear?"[/small]
I let Sage go and back away.
"You make yourself perfectly clear. However, you should know that I represent another of those people. One who will pay handsomely for you to simply take me to this door and let me walk out with it. This person can either put an obscene amount of money in your bank account... or a bullet in your head. By all means, leave. But I cannot guarantee your safety."
I turn and start walking away.
"You make yourself perfectly clear. However, you should know that I represent another of those people. One who will pay handsomely for you to simply take me to this door and let me walk out with it. This person can either put an obscene amount of money in your bank account... or a bullet in your head. By all means, leave. But I cannot guarantee your safety."
I turn and start walking away.
You brush off your coat and walk back onstage.
"What a show this evening. What a show. I want to warn you, this next item will require demonstration. May I kindly ask you to turn off your phones and other wireless devices? Thank you."
You reach into you coat pocket and pull out a small device.
"Next on the block is this little toy."
You push the button. Every surveillance camera in the room overloads, glass cracking and shooting off an array of sparks.
"What it does is send a signal to wireless devices. For espionage, it can serve to destroy cameras, probes, automated weapon systems."
A dummy is rolled out with a Bluetooth headset on its ear.
"Or if necessary."
You push the button again. The headset detonates, blowing a hole in the dummies head and embedding plastic shrapnel on its skin.
"A bomb. These are still prototypes. Due to the experimental nature of these devices, we only have ten for sale at one hundred thousand a piece. Do we have any takers?"
"What a show this evening. What a show. I want to warn you, this next item will require demonstration. May I kindly ask you to turn off your phones and other wireless devices? Thank you."
You reach into you coat pocket and pull out a small device.
"Next on the block is this little toy."
You push the button. Every surveillance camera in the room overloads, glass cracking and shooting off an array of sparks.
"What it does is send a signal to wireless devices. For espionage, it can serve to destroy cameras, probes, automated weapon systems."
A dummy is rolled out with a Bluetooth headset on its ear.
"Or if necessary."
You push the button again. The headset detonates, blowing a hole in the dummies head and embedding plastic shrapnel on its skin.
"A bomb. These are still prototypes. Due to the experimental nature of these devices, we only have ten for sale at one hundred thousand a piece. Do we have any takers?"