Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[RaNDM G]

Hello. I am T-270 unit 44316. The one you call Sister is incapacitated at the moment. If you would like, I can record your message.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Tank, have I, or anyone else set a destination for me to go to?"

 

[RaNDM G]

No. And please. Do not call me tank.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, what do you want me to call you?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I have already stated may address me as Terra. In fact, I have the audio file saved.

"Bleep bloop!"

Targeting systems engaged. Hello. I am T-270 unit 44316. You may address me as Terra. How may I be of service?

"So, how would one, say...fire the cannon?"

I must admit that was a very unusual greeting considering standard social custom. Usually one would respond with "Hello", or "Good evening".

 

[Knife-28]

"Ah, cheers RaN." Knife says, hopping in the back seat. "So, let's go get this door thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"Inca-that isn't euphemism-speak for dead is it?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why is everyone ignoring me? Fuck all y'all." I phone Salt. "What's happening brother?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh...y'know...things. Don't be dead don't be dead."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Who do you want to not be dead? 'Cos I'm pretty alive here."

 

[Saltarius]

"Uh...Sis."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"She's tougher than all of us put together Salt."

 

[Saltarius]

"EVEN MEN OF STEEL CAN BLEED PADDY."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sis." I grin. "Is no man."

 

[Saltarius]

"Inde-You can't trick me into saying things, the Second."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was trying to make a LotR reference. I guess it didn't work in that way."

 

[Saltarius]

"This ain't gonna be some goddamn Galadriel shit, One Ring temptation and whatnot. Also, I call being Aragorn."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Whatever, Boromir was the best."

 

[Saltarius]

"Okay, Sean. But anyways, I just hope she's okay, okay?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If we can bullshit our way out of worse things unharmed she, a professional, can get out of this ok."