Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Knife-28]

Knife respawns and grabs Salt in a choke hold. "Then don't dis the hair, Septic Tank."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flick matches at both Knifes and Salt. Their hair catches fire and burns off, leaving all three of them bald. "There! Now shut the fuck up!"

 

[Knife-28]

"Jesus fuck, what the hell did I do?!" I yell at Paddy, patting out my flaming head.

 

[Saltarius]

I turn the box cutter on myself, slitting my throat and respawning.

"Exist long enough to have that douchebag also exist."

 

[Knife-28]

"I...what? The fuck are you even talking about Salt." I say while Knife commits sepuku.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a bunch of golf clubs at Salt.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Jesus guys. I don't even know what we're supposed to be doing anymore!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"We're supposed to be breaking into a storage unit to get the door. Except RaN decided to stop here so we can do this."
I spray more lighter fluid on RaN.
"He probably regrets it now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is fucking ridiculous."

 

[Saltarius]

"Exactly. I say we just...uh...fuck we pretty much have no choice but to get the door."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I continue driving the tank.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Alright, let's mozey on down to wherever and steal a thing we could have had sooner if we followed my plan." I light up and hop into the backseat of the car.

 

[Saltarius]

"Quit bitching."

I take a seat next to Paddy.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm about to."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey. The police might have shown up regardless of our bullshit."
I sit down in the driver's seat and wait for the others.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I speed past the others in my awesome tank.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"What a shitty tank."

 

[Knife-28]

I get in the car next to Trilby. "Well, let's get going."

Knife see's the tank drive past, and jumps on.

 

[RaNDM G]

It is truly an awesome tank.

It says so right on the side.

AWESOME!

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flip Zombie's shitty tank the bird.