Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"As in...together?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah why not? You don't need to smoke, but I'm getting the shakes so hard I'm interfacing with other dimensions."

 

[Saltarius]

"Not much will calm my nerves at the moment, but I guess I'll come with."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sweet!" I hang up and run outside, running over to Salt and yelling "I just remembered i don;t have any money right now!"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ah, cheers RaN." Knife says, hopping in the back seat. "So, let's go get this door thing."

We go get the door thing.

We stop by the Mall on the way to the door thing.

"Hey guys."

 

[Saltarius]

"How the fuck will we afford drugs?"

 

[Knife-28]

"..." I sigh, and dig twenty dollars out of my overcoat, which I give to Salt. "Here, go wild." I say, walking off.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Totally buying braille smut with this."

I do just that, reading it beside Paddy.

"Duuuuude."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Through an excruciatingly complex series of events that wouldn't look out of place in a point and click adventure game I end up with some drugs. "Thank fuck for that."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, you know you could've just asked for your drug bag back."
I hold up the still slightly damp bag filled with Paddy's old supply.

 

[RaNDM G]

"I won't even ask where you kept that."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why would you even keep that?" I ask while tipping out the contents and sorting through it.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because I never believed you would stay sober for more than a few hours. And also, because I might need some."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You better not have touched them." I growl, transferring the drugs to a new, non custard covered, satchel.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I most certainly did!" I say indignantly. "Do you really think I would carry a bag full of drugs around out of sheer kindness?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"Do you do anything out of sheer kindness?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I shoot Trilby in the head and cradle the satchel full of drugs. "It's ok babies, daddy's here for you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Better keep them babies away from this grade A shit."

 

[RaNDM G]

[small]"I hate babies."[/small]

 

[Saltarius]

"...Why would you hate babies?"