Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"...ow a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves, I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

I pull a hole in the roof above me and stand up, shouting back into the car. "Get me closer you prick!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Paddy, just kill yourself and respawn wherever you want to go."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Shut the fuck up and drive me over there because it'll look more badass!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I would, but you're being really non-specific about where you actually want me to drive you."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I poke my head through the hole Paddy left.
"Drive me closer as well! I want to hit them with my sword"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"The enemy!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"You mean the people we're trying to get away from?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

...
"Yes."
...
"I never said it was a good idea."

 

[Silver Shadow]

OoC: Is anyone there?

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Brits are most likely asleep, americans doing whatever they do during the day.

 

[Knife-28]

Spoiler: OOC

I'm still here.

"Here Padd's, just shoot the bastards!" Knife says, throwing Paddy an assault rifle and leaning back out the window.

 

[RaNDM G]

I light a Molotov and toss it out the window as we pass through the blockade.

It falls into the back of an unmarked car, setting it ablaze and killing the occupants inside.

DAMAGE: -1

I clamber up onto the roof of the challenger and start playing a rousing battle-song on my ukulele.

Your 5,000 decibel distraction attack works, drawing ???'s fire away from the driver.

You are promptly shot to shit. DAMAGE: -4

I continue flooring it.
"Sister, can you see if there's any spare ammo in this tank? That we could, perhaps load into the weaponry?"

She gives you a vacant gaze before snapping back to reality.

"Oh, uh... Yeah, sure."

There are no small arms or ammunition inside the tank. The tertiary guns work just fine though.

Knife leans out of the window and starts blasting away with his MTs while playing Highway to Hell.

I hate acronyms.

Meanwhile, I lower myself in my seat to avoid getting shot.

You duck just in time. A round grazes your scalp, and you can feel the blood trickle through your hair.

DAMAGE: -1

I pull out the detonator, toss a final brick of C4 out of the car, and press the switch, detonating the explosives and making the road behind us unusable.

You blow the bridge before the mobsters can mobilize, leaving them stranded.

Up ahead, three armored vehicles race toward you.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I begin to fire the assault rifle but the recoil blows it out of my hands. "I'm not used to heavy artillery Knife."

 

[RaNDM G]

Paddy.

Paddy that is not heavy artillery.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I cover the car bonnet with C4, then accelerate.

 

[RaNDM G]

One of the drivers calls your bluff and veers toward the Challenger. The other two reach blistering speed and slam into the tank, tearing gashes through the sides as they scrape by.

DAMAGE: -4

The tank's occupants are exposed.

MALL TEAM: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

???: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Shit..."
I swerve sharply to the side, then brake and jump from the car.
"Everybody out!"

 

[Knife-28]

Knife jumps out, rolling back to his feet as he lands and bringing his MTs shotgun to bear, firing off a shot at the nearest enemy vehicle.

Meanwhile, I dive out of the car and behind a concrete barrier.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw some hookers at one of the cars.