Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Uh...UH...TERRA HOW DO I FIRE THE TERTIARY GUNS?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I leap onto the roof of one of the passing vehicles and stab Peake through the windshield at the driver.

 

[Captain Anon]

"i hope this works" jump to another car and i hack jack it

 

[Saltarius]

I fire at the other vehicle's occupants.

"REALLY HOPE THESE HIT!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I hook Knife up to an Inception machine and steal all his porm memories.

 

[RaNDM G]

The APCs turn heel and chase you.

Knife jumps out, rolling back to his feet as he lands and bringing his MTs shotgun to bear, firing off a shot at the nearest enemy vehicle.

Your buckshot barely puts a dent in that APC.

I throw some hookers at one of the cars.

Nothing doing. Those cars are too far away.

"Uh...UH...TERRA HOW DO I FIRE THE TERTIARY GUNS?"

You may control them manually, though that will leave the gunner exposed to open fire. You may also designate a target using this unit's automatic targeting systems.

I leap onto the roof of one of the passing vehicles and stab Peake through the windshield at the driver.

You strike the bulletproof glass, and the blade bounces out of your hands.

You have lost Peake.

"i hope this works" jump to another car and i hack jack it

Nope.

I fire at the other vehicle's occupants.

"REALLY HOPE THESE HIT!"

Three rounds punch through the door, killing the driver and passenger. The APC veers off the freeway, falling down to the city streets below.

DAMAGE: -4

REPEATING REVOLVER - THERMITE 2 ROUNDS

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

 

[RaNDM G]

I throw a small bag full of cocaine at the oncoming car.

The bag pops over the windshield, blinding the driver.

He eases off the acceleration and sensibly escapes to the side.

DAMAGE: -2

I leap after Peake, grabbing it from the air. "Oh hell no." I fire a blast of electricity from my gauntlets at the vehicle.

Rubber tires.

You bounce off the windshield at over ninety miles an hour. Yeah, you're not going to survive that.

DAMAGE: -9

Paddy is incapacitated.

"Okay...attack the oncoming hostile vehicles? Please?"

The guns turn and fire on one of the Unimog's, tearing it into scrap.

DAMAGE: -4

 

[Saltarius]

"DOES ANYONE HAVE A FUCKING DECENT WEAPON I COULD USE?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I throw a hammer at Salt.
"Go whack them with that. Or distract them long enough for me to roast them like a load of fucking pork."
I load another phosphorous grenade into my rifle and take cover behind the Challenger.

 

[Saltarius]

"YEAH *****! THERMITE!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Terra, please continue firing at those vehicles. Sister, you haven't went back into shock have you?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh yeah...she's here isn't she..."

 

[RaNDM G]

"No."

I would. However, there are no more targets available within range.

 

[Saltarius]

"...So they're all dead? Holy shit, I partially accomplished something. And with two rounds to spare."

 

[Knife-28]

"Ok, time to switch it up." Knife mutters, emptying his MTs then loading in a pentamer of explosive rounds and firing at the ACP's wheel's. "Knife, your grenade launcher, use it!"
I swear, and fire my grenade launcher at the nearest hostile vehicle.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I peer through the scope of my rifle and look for any other blockades or vehicles on the road.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I take an RPG from the pile of hookers in the back of the tank and fire it at the cars.