Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[ShindoL Shill]

"And I just like pointless dickery." I call out, before turning a corner and vanishing from sight.
The fires I started are now spreading quite rapidly.
Probably should have done something about them.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"You know, all he did was ask Sister a question. She took at as him asking her out."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I run after Trilby.
"Yo. You OK?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I believe we've moved past that as of now."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. I just have this feeling that Salt may not be too fond of me asking Sister out when he was in the middle of asking Sister out. The fact that I was doing it purely to piss Salt off probably didn't help matters..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa falls over coughing.

 

[Saltarius]

"..You OK man?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's been a while since I've been projected for this long. Gimme a sec."

 

[Saltarius]

"A few seconds have passed."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt. Neither of us have any idea of how high I am right now. The answer is somewhere between 'unbelievably' and 'ONE MILLION PERCENT!', and I'm inclined towards the latter. Time is even weirder than it is normally here." The tulpa sits up. "How long have we been doing this?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm not sure what we're measuring here."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I mean how long have we been in the mall?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Like..." I count it out on my hands. "Nine months."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Really? How can we tell? What was the date when we came in? What's the date now? How does time work when we're on the mall and there are no days? What about that week I was dead?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I think I'm getting a tumor just thinking about it."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Exactly. But what about when all this is over and we go to back to our normal lives? Can we do that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Are we really raising these questions again? Dude, I don't know, we fucking live together and adopt like twelve kids. Actually fuck that I hate kids."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Me too."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's hate kids together Paddy."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm down with this." The tulpa starts a DVD of {bullshit kiddie movie}. "Look at these fucking assholes!"