Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"I'm pretty sure you said that before too."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Well fine then. I just won't bother trying to change."
I grab a nearby golf club, then smack Salt across the head with it.

 

[Saltarius]

"Just pointing out the facts. And y'know, if you were really committed you would exert more self control, especially just now. All you're doing is making another example of hypocrisy for when you say you've reformed."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Back on Invictus, you said you were done with Sister romantically. And what did you JUST do? You tried to ask Sister out. So maybe you should focus on your own self control before chastising others for their lack of it." I retort as I throw the golf club into the fire, before walking off.

 

[Saltarius]

"Same to you, dickbag."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I don't hear Salt due to my burning to death.
I respawn in my workshop and start building some new weapons to pass the time.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I grab a bunch of fire extinguishers and tie them together. I used the combined extinguishing power to put of the fires.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh thank you brave sir for saving us."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I was unaware you wanted to burn to death. Let me help you with that."
I soak Salt in gasoline.

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh thank you brave sir for damning us."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"This is stupid!" Both of me say at once.

 

[Saltarius]

"I know. I don't think I'm capable of intelligent thought any more."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I light a match and fling it into Salts face.

 

[Saltarius]

"Even now, I cannot seem to think straight." I say as I burn.

 

[Knife-28]

I poar a bucket of water over Salt. "Better?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Sure. Y'know, we should probably be a bit more concerned about the fact that Sister is near catatonic."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I don't think anybody apart from you and Knife care."
I pear over Trilby's shoulder to look at his weapons.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Hey Sigma. Can I borrow your head for a moment?"
I put on a pair of welding goggles, and press a button on my wrist computer. Sigma's head is blown away by the two repulsors on either side of the goggles.
"Fuck yeah."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Where the fuck is the narrator?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn.
"I was a service to science. I have never been so proud."