Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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ShindoL Shill

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"I'm not touching you at all. I'm just standing here, letting you bravely protect me from the giant wasp's darts. Uh... like the valiant Knight you are. Let's say that."
 

Saltarius

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"That's still got some homosexual subtext to it."

I shove Trilby in front of the wasp and stab it through him.
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I fail to see how."
I get impaled, and respawn behind Salt.
"I'm using you as a human shield. I am endangering you out of sheer self preservation. If you see any sexual subtext there, you have problems. Then again, you do have a thing for Sister, so... guess it makes sense."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I don't think you even injured it. If we were fighting a colossal BEE, then we'd be good." I point out.
 

ShindoL Shill

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Before Salt can grab hold of me, I punch him in the face.
"I think we've already established that throwing people at the giant wasp is ineffective."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"Or, y'know..."
I pull out the flare gun I haven't used since the ridiculously large fire it caused on Invictus and shoot the wasp with it.
"We could use non-shitty fire-based weapons."
 

MinimanZombie

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The wasp stops firing darts and lands. A rumbling can be felt beneath our feet. The floor begins to crack.
"So uh...Should we attack it or..."
 

ShindoL Shill

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"I assume it involves hammerspace or an RPG-style inventory system in some way. Or, like many things in the Mall, it falls under the heading of 'don't question it'." I reply to Salt.
When the ground starts cracking, I turn to Zombie.
"If you want to."
 

Saltarius

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"You know, I don't think we were anywhere close to all the levels last time we came down here. Probably because Christopher Walken tp'd us down."