Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"I'm not touching you at all. I'm just standing here, letting you bravely protect me from the giant wasp's darts. Uh... like the valiant Knight you are. Let's say that."
"I fail to see how."
I get impaled, and respawn behind Salt.
"I'm using you as a human shield. I am endangering you out of sheer self preservation. If you see any sexual subtext there, you have problems. Then again, you do have a thing for Sister, so... guess it makes sense."
I get impaled, and respawn behind Salt.
"I'm using you as a human shield. I am endangering you out of sheer self preservation. If you see any sexual subtext there, you have problems. Then again, you do have a thing for Sister, so... guess it makes sense."
"I don't think you even injured it. If we were fighting a colossal BEE, then we'd be good." I point out.
Before Salt can grab hold of me, I punch him in the face.
"I think we've already established that throwing people at the giant wasp is ineffective."
"I think we've already established that throwing people at the giant wasp is ineffective."
"Or, y'know..."
I pull out the flare gun I haven't used since the ridiculously large fire it caused on Invictus and shoot the wasp with it.
"We could use non-shitty fire-based weapons."
I pull out the flare gun I haven't used since the ridiculously large fire it caused on Invictus and shoot the wasp with it.
"We could use non-shitty fire-based weapons."
The wasp stops firing darts and lands. A rumbling can be felt beneath our feet. The floor begins to crack.
"So uh...Should we attack it or..."
"So uh...Should we attack it or..."
"I assume it involves hammerspace or an RPG-style inventory system in some way. Or, like many things in the Mall, it falls under the heading of 'don't question it'." I reply to Salt.
When the ground starts cracking, I turn to Zombie.
"If you want to."
When the ground starts cracking, I turn to Zombie.
"If you want to."