Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

I drop a large rock on top of Salts head.

 

[Saltarius]

"Pretty sure I've mentioned I don't remember my quest. At all."

I sidestep the rock.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Yeah. But Salt's aspect is Doom, so maybe the constant fucking up was supposed to represent that." I shrug. "I mean, no. I recall no such quest."
Then I go back to fucking around with the gauntlets.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well what'll happen to my quest if I do?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

In a plot twist, the rock turns out to be a bomb.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I do the Plot Twist Dance.

 

[Saltarius]

In another twist, I just so happen to require the use of the bathroom, and as such leave the area that the bomb would affect.

 

[MinimanZombie]

In yet another plot twist, the bomb is just a disguise which I am using. I stand up, and throw the real bomb into the bathroom.

 

[Saltarius]

But the plot twist pile doesn't stop getting any taller. I exit the bathroom, my business complete, and escaping unharmed.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I peak over my pile of Science.
"Tl;dr Salt is Hitler."

 

[MinimanZombie]

In possibly the final plot twist, I pull out a shotgun and destroy the back of Salts head.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"C-C-C-CRITICAL"

 

[Saltarius]

I respawn next to Zombie.

"Funny little coincidences man."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah." I discard the costume.
"Dude, can't we just like...explore some sub-basements or something?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Hell yeah. Maybe they've changed since we've been down last."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Woo!" I grab Salt and dive head first down the elevator shaft.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I eat some of Sigma's Science pile.
I implode, and respawn next to Zombie as he falls down the lift shaft.
"Watcha doin'?" I ask, nibbling on some more Science.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I watch them go, waving a handkerchief.
"Bring me back a souvenir!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"We're going to the sub-basements again! Wanna tag along?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Sure, I've always wanted to go."
I grab my Potholing kit and Tag Along.