Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"Nah, it still doesn't work. You look like a human Sonic the Hedgehog. You need something...different."

 

[Saltarius]

"...But my hair isn't upwards in the slightest. I could just run my head under a sink or some shit."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Yeah, whatever white people do."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Right."

I return a few minutes later, my hair covering my face.

"Y'know, blindness sort of makes it hard to realize when you need a cut."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know in cartoon you have a dog with it's fur covering it's eyes? That's you."

 

[Saltarius]

"Can I use a sword to cut it? I think Buddha did that."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Sure, I'll just let my blind friend cut his hair with a sword. Best friend of the year, right here." I sit Salt down and pull out a Syo scissor and cut his hair.

 

[Saltarius]

"I swear to god, someone's putting this shit in a Disney film in an alternate dimension."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Don't worry. Waffles! Knows! Best!"

 

[Saltarius]

"We are not having an impromptu musical number based on a Disney film I found mediocre."

 

[Knife-28]

"Oh, well that's good." I say, ignoring whatever Salt and Waffles are doing. "So...would you go on a date with Salt if he asks you?" I add in a whisper to Sister.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Waffles, why are you giving Salt a stupid haircut?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I clamber out of the hole, back to the surface. The Walken-Wasp bursts out behind me.
"How the fuck do you guys keep forgetting about this!?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Because, Zombie, Salt's relationship bullshit takes precedent over reality warping insectoid abominations." I explain.

 

[Knife-28]

Knife takes out a can of Moriten and sprays the Walken-Wasp in the face. It lets out a terrible screech and burrows back underground. "Looks like he just," He pauses and puts on a pair of sunglasses, "Bugged out."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Knife in the head.
"No."

 

[Knife-28]

I respawn. "Ow, what the fuck man!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I fall through the ceiling onto Trilby.
"Anything important happen?"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I will kill you for making puns. I thought you'd have got that by now." I say to Knife.
Then Sigma falls on me.
"OW!"
I accidentally shoot Knife in the leg as I get brought down by the bits of ceiling and Sigma dropping onto my head.
"Uh... Waffles showed up and is currently doing Salt's hair. That's about it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down at Trilby.
"Sorry aboot that. Its kinda hard to control."