Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

I hold up a mirror in front of Salt.
[img/]http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/Global%20Celebrities%28M%29/Justin%20Bieber/justin-bieber-5a.jpg[/img]
"Hmmmm...not what I'd call stunning..."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

I commit seppuku for what I have done.

 

[Saltarius]

"Sigma, that's a CD cover. I'm blind and I know that."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"How do you know what a Justin Beiber CD cover looks like?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I wasn't always blind."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look at the mirror. It sheds its disguise and reveals itself as a CD.
"You betrayed me..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Regardless. Waffles, I think I'm fine when it comes to clothing."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You're not. You have no finesse, no style."

 

[Saltarius]

"But I look formal!"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know that fat kid from Project X? You're him right now."

 

[Saltarius]

"Then what do you recommend?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Well Demonjazz, as compelling as your arguments are, I offer a counter. You call me by my actuall name, and...ugh, I won't make any puns around you,ok?"

 

[Saltarius]

"YO KNIFE, DO I LOOK DECENT?"

 

[Knife-28]

"Decent enough I guess."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Goddammit, decent isn't good enough."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"See what I mean?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Just make me 'good'. I don't want to look like a tryhard."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Fine." Using my unexplained cosplay powers, I change Salt in Kanji, "Happy?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm...perfect."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"My work is done. Go get her."