Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[WafflesandBacon]

"You know you my chocolate, Salt." I grab his hand and lead him to Sister.

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm trying my damnedest to keep the vomit down."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Do you know how many Pyshce-Locks are around you? I don't need to be a spiritual medium to see them."

 

[Saltarius]

They all break.

"Waffles...looks like you got me. I have to admit it now."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"...Wait, what?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I fucking hate your physical appearance and my sexual organs shrivel in disgust at the sight of you, or your mere presence, even whilst blind.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh good." I breath a sigh of relief, "I thought you were gay for me. That'd mess up our friendship."

 

[Saltarius]

"Told you. Only gay for Paddy, and he's not even here. Not to say this was my chance or anything."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Hello."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Hey, Sis!" I greet warmly.

 

[Saltarius]

"Hey."

I immediately cease holding hands with Waffles.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Um... What's with the hand holding?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Oh, I'm the seme to his uke." I tell Sister, "I'll be seein' you around, blanco nino." I slap Salt on the ass while leaving.

 

[Saltarius]

"...Does everyone forget that I'm blind? I need physical guidance sometimes, alright?"

I recoil from the ass slap.

"I feel violated on so many levels."

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"Enjoy it!" I yell while still in earshot.

 

[RaNDM G]

"Ready to go out?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Ready when you are."

 

[RaNDM G]

"Okay, so... Where do you plan on taking us?"

 

[WafflesandBacon]

A voice speaks inside Salt's head, "Paintball~!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably paintball or some shit."