Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"That's not even accurate of the comics! It was his right arm!"
I cauterize the wound.
"Can I at least have a blood transfusion?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No."

I sit on a bench by Sister.

"...Next time, let's do something non-competitive."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck it, I need to go find something."
I walk off in search of a tank."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Someone who isn't visually impaired, barricade this place."

 

[Saltarius]

"...Is that a double entendre?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy's gone, we lost the thing we were looking for, we went out on a date, and Zombie is trying to be the Governor."

 

[Saltarius]

"We were looking for a door for Sister, Paddy had it but now he's fuck knows where, self-explanatory, and I took one of his eyes out and cut an arm off, so he's trying to be one of the villains from TWD."

 

[Saltarius]

"Ask her, and The Walking Dead."

 

[Saltarius]

"Probably ought to barricade this place first before we start getting casual."

 

[Saltarius]

"A door would naturally open up to something. Not that anyone ever thinks 'Gee, this is sort of like every movie ever with an enigmatic artifact that turns out to fuck everyone over!'"

 

[Saltarius]

"A big, heavy fucking one, and we stole it from a auctionhouse slash storehouse thing."

 

[Saltarius]

"HOW. THE. FUCK. SHOULD. I. KNOW!?"

 

[Saltarius]

"NO, BECAUSE ITS A DOOR NO ONE FIGURED OUT HOW TO OPEN."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I meant as in how do I fight them?" Jeez.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I stumble across the wreckage of a certain vehicle.
"Oh yes. OH YES."
I begin my attempt to repair it.

 

[Saltarius]

"GODDAMIT TOX, WE DONT HAVE THE DOOR ANYWAYS, WHO THE FUCK CARES? WE NEED TO MAKE THIS BARRICADE."

 

[Saltarius]

"PROBABLY GETTING A FUCKING TANK! WHICH IS WHY THIS BARRICADE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FUCKING DOOR!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa strolls in, casually blowing puffs of smoke. "Hey Tox."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Nothing much, I'm chilling here while the actual me dicks around on his quest."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"We're all doing quests to get our God Tier, I'm on mine right now."