Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"MF2?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"This looks...potentially road worthy. Oh well, it looks enough like a tank."
I get in and try to figure out how to turn on the auto pilot.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Because why the fuck wouldn't you want a tulpa? Also it helps to keep an eye on you guys."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I place several hundred barrels of Nitroglycerin around the base of the barrier.
"Why's Zombie in a Tank?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Not much to be honest, waiting for Paddy to hurry the hell up with his Quest."
I detonate the barrels, incinerating myself, Tox and the others as well as the barricade in a glorious fireball.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I didn't have any planes on me."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I don some riot gear, and finally figure out how to turn on the autopilot. I set a course for the barricade.
"Jesus Christ this thing is slow."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"I guess you had to be there."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"But Tox, YOLO"
I turn into Swag.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I approach the other fighters. I clamber out of the roof access of the G-Van G-Tank and face the fighters.

Spoiler

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yeah, I would fix it with a quick respawn but I had an opportunity, so I took it. Also this thing is slow as shit."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Oh not much. Just chilling. Waiting for Paddy to finish his quest. You know how it is. What about you?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

My tulpa can't be arsed.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Christ."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I respawn, mercifully swag-free.
"I'm really hungry. Anyone fancy getting a pizza?"

 

[RaNDM G]

"...Next time, let's do something non-competitive."

"... I don't think this relationship is going to work."

I turn my head to Sister, my neck doing a comically overexaggerated door creak. Get it? Because it's overexaggerated? "Oh, hey, Sister! How's being, well, you and what's the deal with that door thing?"

"Tox, what's wrong with your neck?" She says, clearly creeped out by overexaggeration.

"I meant as in how do I fight them?" Jeez.

"Well... I guess you can bash them with that."

He points at your sword.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw some pizza at Sister.
"Ay-ay-ay Molte Bene why you-a mess up-a my pizza you huge-a *****!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I throw some pizza at Sister.
"Ay-ay-ay Molte Bene why you-a mess up-a my pizza you huge-a *****!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

The G-Tank starts making worrying noises.
"What is wrong with this? I mean, I tried to fix it the best I could...Damn it!"
I kick the G-Tank, causing it to speed up, and stop too suddenly. I lurch forwards and fall off the vehicle.
"Stupid piece of shit..."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shoot Zombie in the back of the head with a shotgun.