Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

I cut Ryan into chunks. "Oh hell no."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Great." I grab the potato cannon, which still has a few rounds. I fire it at Ryan's new fortress. Which sucks pretty badly, considering it's made of cardboard.
[OOC: I thought you destroyed the staff. Plotholes aren't allowed.]

OOC: never said how destroyed, just kinda broke it...

I respawn with my gear

"comeon..."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: You said you changed Sigma, and then you destroyed the staff. Destroyed is destroyed.]
I continue to destroy Ryans base. I use my flaming weapons to do so.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No one in this mall uses magic but me!" I tear off Ryan's armour and destroy it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[OOC: You said you changed Sigma, and then you destroyed the staff. Destroyed is destroyed.]
I continue to destroy Ryans base. I use my flaming weapons to do so.

OOC: I said fragments... I'm clutching at straws essentially

"comeon!"

I respawn with my gear...

"I wasn't done yet!"

"IT COULD GO OFF AT ANY TIME!!"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Destroy the staff, destroy the magic. No luck I'm afraid.]
"We're just getting started." I punch Ryan in his face so hard, his neck appears to have snapped.

 

[Saltarius]

"DUBSTEP, MY ONE WEAKNESS!"

I begin spasming on the floor, foam coming out of the corner of my mouth.

"Nothing but bass drops and loud, shitty beats. Nothing but bass drops and loud shitty beats..."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com begins destroying the entire fort. Then he set it aflame, and slowly walked away.
Then the fort exploded in a huge explosion of explodiness.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

[OOC: Destroy the staff, destroy the magic. No luck I'm afraid.]
"We're just getting started." I punch Ryan in his face so hard, his neck appears to have snapped.

OOC: K

I respawn and make a run for it with my jetpack...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com flings four knives at Ryan, impaling the jet pack.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Fuck that!" I activate my boosters, and shoot up after Ryan. I latch onto his legs, and drive him into a pillar. I await his next move.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh my god Salt NOOOOO!" I turn it off. "WWHHHHYYY Skrillex? WHHHHHYYYYY?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I respawn...
I stealthily head off to where sig found the staff...

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com begins to hug paddy, "Its okay, its okay."

Doctor Com's firewall sets Ryan on fire.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"There's so much promise in the genre, but so many many people just try and copy Skrillex." I sob.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: wut?

armours flame resistant so i'm fine..

I set my reactor to overload at the base wirelessly...

I find a duplicate staff and begin working it into my armour...

 

[MinimanZombie]

I realize the driving him into a pillar must have killed him. He's a lot weaker than I thought. I go over to the antique store, and find an old lamp.

 

[Wackymon]

OoC: I HAVE NO IDEA!
*I set Ryan on fire from beyond the fourth wall*

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Screamcatcher's music is actually amazing guys!" I kick Ryan in the balls with a knife boot.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com then smacks Ryan in the head, and then kick his balls. Again.