Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"I'm trying to forget it already." I shoot myself in the head.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I activate the thermal cleaning routine, removing corn's dickery...
I put on a new trenchcoat...

I look for a bookstore and begin reading... starship troopers.

 

[Saltarius]

"Well fuck."

I work on making it so Paddy can never get in my mind again so that the other shit in my mind never gets revealed.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com looks at the ladies undergarmet shop as it begins to go back to how it was when Doctor Com built it.
Because it was his, and not Ryans.

He pulls out the HAT OF GENDERSWAPPING.

I sit in my office in Fourth Wall Inc., watching things as they happen. I contemplate bringing a Female pawn into play...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"It's a good thing you're my bro or I'd be disgusted at you Salt." I begin to read a huge book, partly in an attempt to impress everyone else but mostly because I'm really nerdy.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I pull out a cd player so I can listen to MOS,while reading...

I lock the door behind me, and plug the player into my suit and get back to reading...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So, what did you see?" I grab a similar sized book to Paddys. Mainly because it's the fifth book in a series I'm reading. I sit on a beanbag next to him.

 

[Saltarius]

"It's not my fault that I escaped the fiction matrix and went into the real world thusly becoming the physical representation of Cameron Poe. Or maybe I just watched too much Con Air and died of shitty dubstep. I don't remember anything anymore."

I sit next to Paddy and begin to read Lovecraft. Because.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I promised Salt I wouldn't tell anyone." I remember I've almost finished 2666 and retrieve a copy, using levitation powers rather than my hands to carry it due to it's vast weight.

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Pfft. You never did that. Come on, one of you tell me."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com unlocks the door, since it is his door.
He runs up to Ryan, and hits him with the HAT OF GENDERSWAPPING

Ryan is now a Cheerleader that has the proportions of a barbie doll.. Doctor Com stabs her with his Knife, and runs of. He burns the HAT OF GENDERSWAPPING.

 

[Saltarius]

I eventually huck the book across the room because I can't ahndle another batch of eldritch abominations. I begin to read Game of Thrones instead.

"Zombie, if you wouldn't mind giving me back Casey's...I mean my bunny."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Well Salt told me not to, and that's a sacred bond of trust between bros."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I activate the suit to reverse thee effects of the hat, "I have a staff for that derpy!"

I walk back make sure the systems are set again, lock the door and tend to the wound.

 

[Paddy the Second]

((No you don't.))

 

[MinimanZombie]

"So you're saying I'm no longer a bro to you? Just for that, the bunny stays with me!" I storm off, leaving my book behind.
[OOC: Once again, you destroyed the staff.]

 

[Saltarius]

"Well thanks Paddy, now I have to pry that bunny from Zombie's warm, very alive hands."

I run after him and demand he give me the damn bunny.

((The fuck is with everyone's obsession with genderswapping?))

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"So you're saying I'm no longer a bro to you? Just for that, the bunny stays with me!" I storm off, leaving my book behind.
[OOC: Once again, you destroyed the staff.]

OOC: remember I found the duplicate... said it earlier, nobody questioned it.

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com looks at Ryan, still female since she did not have the staff.
He smiles, because she looks like a barbie doll.

I shrug in Fourth Wall Inc.
"Idono."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Zombie, we're a team of three bros, but if you wanna know, you have to ask Salt, they're not my secrets to tell."