Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Dude. I'm no longer your bro apparently. I need to go find Casey! AND GIVE HER THIS BUNNY!"
[OOC: Ryan, none of us remember you finding that duplicate. You edited it, didn't you? You said you went to where Sig found it. Not that you retrieved it. Originally at least.]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No Zombie, we three are equal bros. It's the G-Team way."

 

[Saltarius]

I tackle Zombie.

"YOU'RE NOT HER FATHER!"

I try and wrestle it from his grasp.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Imma get back to work, we both know what happened...
OOC: look back a page I did it before you shoved me in space and I vaccumed myself to death...

 

[MinimanZombie]

I succumb at give Salt the bunny. "Are you though? Anyway, sorry about getting annoyed. Its just... It seems like it's only you and Salt. I no longer feel like I'm a bro. Or a part of the G-Team."
[OOC: As I said, I believe you edited that just now.]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You just don't take part as much, that's all. You're a valued member of the G-Team."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: what? I just went back to find it, I didn't, mess with it...

OOC: wut?

armours flame resistant so i'm fine..

I set my reactor to overload at the base wirelessly...

I find a duplicate staff and begin working it into my armour...

I would have had no reason to have done the post about the trenchcoat if I hadnt done it...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I know. Thanks anyway." I go and grab Ryan's staff, and obliterate it.
[OOC: You should have said it again on that page. That way, I'm more likely to believe you. Quoting proves nothing.]

 

[Saltarius]

I stuff the bunny back into the suit as I turn back to Zombie.

"I...never knew. I'm sorry, we've both been wrapped up with Xot's death and...and everything. We treated you like shit. We weren't a team, we were a bunch of assholes on the same side. But remember, you are the Broforce of Courage."

I show him my fist, the top golden triangle of the three glowing.

"And I, the Broforce of Power."

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com walks off for a bit.

OoC: Is there any rule limiting the amount of Mall fighters we can have at one time?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I know. Thanks anyway." I go and grab Ryan's staff, and obliterate it.

OOC: its worked into the suit, cant see it, not even near you..

I resist and punch zombie out before using it on him and walking away

I leave a note saying Il change you back if your nice...

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And I the broforce of Wisdom!"

((Don't know, hasn't really come up before.))

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com slaps Zombie with his spare HAT OF GENDERSWAPPING.
"I do not like Ryan."

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Not really.]
"Yeah. I'm sorry about getting annoyed. We need to always stick together. Lest we fuck up, and screw each other over."
"Anyway, I agree Com. Lets drive him away completely." Despite what he thinks, the beating I gave him, damaged the staff. He can no longer use it.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I know. Thanks anyway." I go and grab Ryan's staff, and obliterate it.
[OOC: You should have said it again on that page. That way, I'm more likely to believe you. Quoting proves nothing.]

OOC: why would I assume youd try calling me on it, you not paying attention to it doesnt mean it didnt happen...?

OOC: If you can block attacks so can I, were you there or not?

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Remember what happened in the last hallucination?" A jaguar cry sounds.

 

[Saltarius]

"Only one way to stop this genderswap bullshit."

I enter a three-way brofist with Zombie and Paddy, resulting in a golden explosion that destroys any and all genderswap paraphenalia and sets everyone to their original gender.

Also my armor is golden and shit now because the Broforce works in awesome ways.

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: No, I'm just saying you could have said "I walked back to my base with my new staff" Or something. Instead you left it. I may look stupid here, so I'll ask Paddy, Com and Salt, did you know Ryan had the staff?]

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I hope this isn't Minecraft rules otherwise you'd be fucked right now." To celebrate I light a huge joint and play some Homestuck music over the speakers.

((And no I didn't Zomb'. No I didn't.))

 

[Saltarius]

((Doesn't matter now. BECAUSE THE BROFORCE WRECKED DAT SHIT YO.))

The suit quickly reverts as I begin to load my revolver with rounds before again doing my arm-attachy-scope-eye-combo once more.