The dragon whips a set of steel doors with its tail, forcing its way into the sub-basements. It carves a path of destruction towards the Mall's core...
"Oh, right. Uh. Bye!"
I enter the Sub-basements and go on some stupid adventure where I find the two monstrosities and shit. I mean, I guess it would take a while, so...
A potentially offensive leprechaun walks up to Tox. "Why hello there laddie! Do ye want some of me lucky charms?"
Meanwhile, I sit down at the overly large table of strange colossal beings.
"...And that, is why we are in need of your help." I say, finishing my plea for help. One of the giants begins crying from the beauty that was my speech.
"...And so Prickly says, "That's no kindergartener, that's my wife!""
The giants all look at me in shock. One of them points out that what I've just said is the most horribly offensive thing they've ever heard. I then quickly leave the sub basements, being closely followed by colossal celebrity monstrosities.
I hear a commotion off to my right, and see Salt banging on a door, yelling to be let in.
"..."
"Nah, that would never work." I mutter after a few moments, before I walk off and continue calling out to Sister.
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