Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"SALT RUN THERE ARE COLOSSAL CELEBRITY MONSTERS ON THE LOOSE!"

 

[Saltarius]

"WACON! WAFFLES! DIAMOND! KASEY! GEROMY! ANYBODY, LET ME IN!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drive the MallMobile 4 at Salt.
"Move. Or don't. Doesn't really matter..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Good luck driving up a straight wall, shithead."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"I intend to drive THROUGH it."
I smash through the front of the building, then climb out onto the roof of the Mall Mobile. Now that I'm higher up, I use my chainsaw to cut a hole in the ceiling, then climb through into the apartment above.
"Close enough."

 

[Saltarius]

"If this has to do with your petty repeated murders of me, get it over with."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"No, it's to do with you yelling about serious danger."
I climb out onto the fire escape, which I use to access Waffles' apartment (unless, of course, that's the apartment that I cut into), then let Salt in.

 

[Saltarius]

"This cordiality has to have an ulterior motive aside from noise control. Course' I'm only looking for safety because Knife's invoking She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Nope, no ulterior motives."

 

[MinimanZombie]

I dive into Waffles apartment.
"Can I hide here? I sort of offended a bunch of colossal beings."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"What, AGAIN?" I say to Zombie.

 

[Saltarius]

"No, face the consequences of your actions, ya fuckin' git."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Says you who's running away from Sister because you're afraid that you can't talk to her."

 

[Saltarius]

"I'm more afraid of mutilation, actually. Now just get the fuck out already."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You guys are doing really fucking badly without me."

 

[Saltarius]

"Gee, when did you tell? When I signed on to be a demon hunter? When Zombie decided stealing DRAGON EGGS was a good idea? Or just in general when we began working autonomously without you?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hey, when we have three dragons at our command, you can thank me."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Where are the dragons, anyway?"

 

[Saltarius]

"For the love of-you dumbass. You can't force a dragon egg to hatch! They won't listen to you! You AREN'T DAENARYS FUCKING TARGARYEN! YOU ARE NOT A MOTHER OF DRAGONS, THE STORMBORN, THE UNBURNT. ANYTHING! YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING IDIOT!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't been paying attention the whole time, I'm taking a lot of drugs."