Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

"Shrre hgaz? Bout hOW I spthings I-I-I-" The tulpa begins to spasm.

"Oh good, think they nearly done."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"How is a ghost even doing that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"I NEDE SZISOFS! 61!"

"Shit."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I finish making the first part of my thing; a remote control helicopter. I begin flying it around the room, using my wrist-computer.
"Hmm... I should probably finish wiring this computer up to my brain."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah this is horrible."

 

[Saltarius]

The tulpa begins writhing and shaking, electricity coursing around it.

"Paddy, try not to be so rough! Mental me only so innocent!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

A tulpa appears in front of Salt. "Your tulpa is somehow electrocuting itself. You're terrible at this. Just stop."

 

[Saltarius]

"ORAORAORAORAOROAROAORAOROAORAOROAORAOROROAOROAOROAROAORA" It stumbles, gives a jerk, and dissipates.

"Done."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Please don't do that again."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I stare at the tulpa, then Salt.
"How? Just, how?"
I open up the panel on my arm where the computer is mounted, and start fiddling with the wires.

 

[Saltarius]

"Wait! Maybe if try hard enough, can make Stand!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Weren't we going to try that?"

 

[Saltarius]

"...No? Stands obtained many ways, but most consistent way is to be shot with Bow and Arrow."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I shoot Salt with my hand-mounted crossbow.
"Crossbows count, right? If not... let's say I got a wire crossed."

 

[Paddy the Second]

Paddybot shoots Salt with a crossbow.

 

[Saltarius]

"WRONG ONE! Bow and Arrow mystical artifact! Made up of meteorite parts."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Calling that's the next quest!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh, hope to utter hell it is."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Oh... I crossed a wire."
I shut the panel and open the wire port at the base of my neck. Using the glowing lights inside it, and a mirror, I begin putting the wires in.
"God damn this hurts. Or, it would, if I weren't a painkiller addict."
I look at Paddy.
"Nah. Next quest'll probably be Sigma's. Then mine. Finding the Bow and Arrow would be easy as shit. Just need to find the right shop."

 

[Saltarius]

"Stand making Arrow though! We become gods!"