Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

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Paddy the Second

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"It said if you die I will feel the full wrath if the Tengu, not just gonna kill me. Now if I remember my studies right the Tengus were fallen Buddhist monks who mutated into birds after drinking a substance resembling molten iron." I check google. "Fuck yes! I'm good at this."
 

Saltarius

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"Right. We're dipping into intense mythological shit."

I finally reach the antique shop, onlt to see it has completely burned, and is now only a mountain of soot and ash.

"Let's just hope we can kill it and this thing doesn't become our Bec Noir."
 

Saltarius

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"Yeah. And Bec was a cute little time warping dog, and Jack Noir was a pencil pusher who put on a ring. Don't overestimate yourself."

Suddenly a murder of crows bursts from all shops in the surrounding area, circling overhead.

"Now would be a good time to think of a plan."
 

Saltarius

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The black clump of crows departs as the now-so-familiar Tengu descends, wings flapping slightly. It is made clear he isn't fucking around, his beak being just that, a beak. He touches down on the ground and draws his dark blade before locking eyes with Paddy and slicing him clean in half.
 

Saltarius

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The Tengu instantly teleports in front of Ryan as he bumps into him. The crow-like creature puts his hand to Ryan forehead and crushes it before finally turning to me.

You have slaughtered a Great Old One, or at least, you helped. You have great knowledge of this world's new powers of technology. Your friend is a lesser mage, yet he is of use to me. Surrender, and you may live as my vessel.

"Fuck off, beakdick." I reply before firing a round out at him. It does no visible damage as he decides to lift me by the neck.
 

Wackymon

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Four RC helicopters with makeshift flamethrowers fly back, followed by four wardrobes.
"Bring in the Calvary!"
 

Anti-American Eagle

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I respawn

"Damnit not again, it hurts more every FUCKING TIME"

I run towards the Tengu, power attacking it with my Vibrosword

"finally, Diane"
 

Saltarius

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Mage. I have slaughtered monasteries full of men whose powers make you look like a novice in comparison. You have no chance of killing me.

Finally free of the Tengu's grasp, I draw my own blade and slice at one of it's wings, drawing a small trickle of bright purple blood.

"Paddy, listen, I've got an idea. Just look for the sign. Tengu, I...surrender."

I drop my blade and spread my arms out, accepting his possession.