Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Damnit
I rush to take cover near paddy

 

[Paddy the Second]

"No." A cloud of Mushi spread, forming a barrier between Salt and the tengu.

 

[Wackymon]

The flamethrows set fire to Tengu, and the wardrobes come closer.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I toss a lit pipe-bomb at the tengu

 

[Saltarius]

"No Paddy, trust me."

The Tengu ignores the cloud as it absorbs itself into me.

" Now then, as my first act, Paddy! Kill me! He'll continue possessing the corpse, it'll go into the sub-basements and he'll be trapped! No! What in the hell are you doing!? "

 

[Wackymon]

The wardrobes finally reach salt, and explode.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I decapitate Salt. "Fuck you fuck you fuck you."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The pipebomb explodes wounding paddy

"SHIT, sorry"

 

[Saltarius]

Mage, know as you do this that I will find you! Your descendants will be haunted by my kind until the end of time! You will never escape my wra-

The Tengu's death threat is cut off by, well, my head being cut off. The body transports itself to the sub-basements, never to be seen again.

"Well, that was...eye-opening." I say as I walk back, respawned.

 

[RaNDM G]

"That was incredibly silly."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"If we see that fucker again what I did to Eric will look like a walk in the park."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yes, yes it was..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Yes, the spirit of a fallen Buddhist monk gone monstrous crow spirit who possessed one of your allies and nearly ended up fucking the mall up was silly. Yes Xot, it was."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"I made brownies"

I Hold a pan of brownies out

 

[Wackymon]

Diane walks up to the group, "He was a silly filly!"

 

[Saltarius]

"You...you fucking people. I hate you all so much." I say as I hug the group.

 

[RaNDM G]

"... The fuck is a filly?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"Dianes back again then... Brownie?"

"Ok, Salt you don't have to hug so hard..."

 

[Saltarius]

"A baby horse or something. Can you check my corpse is down in the sub-basements? We just need to double-check."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Oh you." We freeze as the audience applaud and the credits roll.