Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Sigma Castell]

"Hooray for Paddy", I say, and make myself another highly-alcoholic smoothie

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit. I totally blacked out there. What just happened. And where the hell did you get that sword?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

I die from blood loss, and re-spawn in the control room. "Oh, god damn it!" I walk back over to the control panel, sit down, and sigh. "Re-spawned guys. Guess where I went?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"control room?"

"anybody got any ideas how to reload this thing?"

I show the now empty plasma rifle

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Some monks returned the Tengu to somewhere and gave me this bitching sword. I'm struggling to choose which of my options to do with it. Also I have lost a lot of blood, hold up a sec." I OD on heroin and respawn. "Let's go see a movie guys, my treat."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Basically salt, you got possessed by a demon-crow thing. He used your body to beat the crap out of us, then we killed him, and space-monks came and tied him up with chains."
I hand him a smoothie.
"And paddy got the best loot"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"K..."

 

[Saltarius]

"Oh hell yeah! Let's see Dark...Knight...Rises."

Time moves forward apparently wicked fast in this mall. And they don't even have Christopher Nolan's magnum opus. I cry deeply.

 

[Sigma Castell]

"What movie?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"But we killed it as a team. I just happen to technically be a mage. Somehow." I flourish a deck of cards. "And let's go watch Troll 2."

 

[Saltarius]

"Let's just see...Problem Sleuth: The Motion Picture."

 

[Wackymon]

"Well, what should we do now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I look down.
"Guyswhyistimemovingreallyfastitsreallyweird?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make everyone smoothies.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I get Cyber-Me to walk over to the Salt, and robo-slap him. "Next time, don't get a suit of ancient Chinese [Or was it Japanese?] armor."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait, I had the best idea guys."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"yeah, also why is the lobby a drawing?"

 

[RaNDM G]

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[color]> Watch film.[/color]

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[Saltarius]

"Fuck yeah, detectives and shit!"

"Oh yeah, Xot, Tengu took care of the Daleks. Imir is safe."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I watch opium cop followed by Donut Quest...

Seriously guys watch opium cop, and no I'm not searching for a link... Its on youtube and its by a guy named sexual lobster