Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

I take out a blowtorch and begin cutting through

"FUCK YOU SHITTY DRAWING"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grab Ryan by the shoulders and shake him at speeds exceeding 9000MpH.
"SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!"
I slap him repeatedly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: Salt, are you leaving the RP or just returning to your normal character?

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"DONT YOU SEE IT"

Me and sigma fall ten feet down and hit another metal floor

I keep cutting with the blowtorch

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Physically leaving. I might return as GM if Ran lets me when I come back.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I have come to accept my fate." As I rifle through my bag Pimpbastard falls out. "Where the fuck have you been? Well, back in the bag you go." Time to do drugs.

((I do not endorse drugs.))

 

[Wackymon]

Diane stores the Shotgun and the Shurikens in her INVENTORY!
Diane looks at Everyone, "So, what now?"

Doctor Com begins to clean up the dead bodies.

 

[Sigma Castell]

OOC: oh okay. see you later

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: yes you do...

I fall another ten feet onto a rickety wooden floor at which point I fall throught this floor and several others before finally hitting a marble floor...

"I TOLD YOU SIGMA, DO YOU SEE?"

I light a flare

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Let's see if this fixes Ryan." I drop a stone slab on him. "Alright, now, Diane, conserve what you've got there. You never know when you'll need it."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I slap ryan extremely hard.
"Scrubs, please sort this guy out!"
"-Alright..-"
She tries to kick him in the head, but fails. Her leg goes right through him. Becasue Srubs is not real.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Sigma, use the power inside yourself. Also your new sword. You should totally use that too."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

All of these things somehow miss and I see a doorway with writing above it

FOURTH WALL INC.

"DO YOU SEE!!!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"But I don't know what it does! Also, what power?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I was making a joke. Jeeze, just cut him up already."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I open the door and find a man twirling his moustache

"What the fuck is goING ON?!!"

I apparently just dissapear

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Ok, Ryan, You're worse than Eric." I get Cyber-me to rip Ryans tongue off.

 

[Wackymon]

I look at Ryan, and stop, frozen in fright.
I pull a leaver, and have Ryan kicked out. Fourth wall Inc is now a separate universe.
"NOW DON'T MESS WITH ME!" I say over speakerphone.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I fall out of the office and go through all of the floors in reverse

"FUCK YOU OFFICE MAN"

ANybody around where I was would see me fly out of the floor about ten feet up and hit the ground again

I begin cutting my way down again with a concrete cutter

 

[Sigma Castell]

I use the Monk-sword of awesome to slice ryan in half. the two separat halves burn into ashes, and his soul is stolen by demons.