Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Wackymon]

Diane giggles, "Perfectly fine!"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The static over the radio network is slowly replaced by noises that sound like dots and dashes

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Someone explain why the small pink female reeks of booze, no offense." I light a crack pipe.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shrugged, "Been drinking!~" she cheerfully said, "Why do you smell like crack?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"I haven't seen you touch a drop. Apart from that whole bottle of whiskey you downed."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shruged, "I do things you can't see. Such as build the wardrobe bombs, or the helicopter flamethrowers."
She downs a bottle of wine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Such infallible logic." I drink three litres of mezcal.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane downs six liters of wine.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I drain an Olympic pool filling amount of absinthe.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane downs six swimming pools of Absinthe, unhindered, and seemingly no more drunk.

 

[Paddy the Second]

I flood the entire mall with absinthe and drink it all.

 

[MinimanZombie]

I replace my bloodstream with alcohol. Not absinthe, but 100% alcohol. And my mind is fine, and so is my body.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A door connected to another dimension vomits out absinthe

 

[Paddy the Second]

I replace all the cells in my body with alcohol.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane fills the mall with absinthe, drinks it, then does it four more times.
She then watches as paddy falls apart, being nothing but achahol.
She watches as she drinks him alive.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The water in the fountains is replaced with absinthe

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Did you forget I'm a mage?" I somehow retain my form despite being made of nothing but alcohol.

 

[Saltarius]

((Oh god, the things you guys do when left unattended.))

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc....Co...whatever the hell it is.

A gaunt man wearing an unusually large top hat steps into the meeting room. He gazes intensely at the other workers before stepping over to the head of the table and checking his pocket watch.

"You all have been slacking. The wall's been cracking ever since that...Ryan fellow showed up. I want him eliminated from the equation. Do I make myself clear?"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane begins to drink Paddy.

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Inc.
"Should I send in Scarlet, sir?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

I retreat into the control room to reform myself. "How's it going Zomb'?"