Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Eh...Nah, your choice." I grab a bottle of coke, and a sandwich. "Want anything?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make some smoothies for ryan, zombie,paddy and diana.
"So tell me, who was eric? some sort of horrible self-insert OP thing?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah I should probably eat something. As long as it used to be an animal I'm not choosy. And just some water please." I begin to play Cowboy Bebop.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I build a campfire in the pool of blood

 

[Paddy the Second]

"And Eric refused to face reality and babbled about a nuclear robot and a giant fortress when in fact he was a limbless torso gaffer taped to our van."

 

[MinimanZombie]

As I bring Paddy's food over, I say into the mike "Eric was a veteran as this game I suppose. One that came back over and over. Guess he was favored or something. Anyway, Paddy took his sword, and he got pissed. He started hallucinating, and we turned him into a limbless blabbering fool. Eventually, we came to an agreement, he got the sword back, and he joined us. But then he was presumably killed for good. I got his sword, the end."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Although apparently I still have Pimpbastard. Thanks." I take a sip of water and shrug. "That's just the way the mall goes I suppose."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Yep. It doesn't make any fucking sense." I bite into my ham sandwich, with chili mayonnaise instead of butter. "Delicious."

 

[Wackymon]

Diane nods, eating a cupcake the size of a regular man.
"Yeah. I read about him in the other universe." she said.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare pensivly at the moniter, chewing on a carrot.
"What is it about this place that causes people to start seeing shit that isnt there?"
I turn to paddy.
"Are you sure some LSD hasnt leaked into the ventilation system?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"A crazy ************ he was." I eat my veal sandwich. "And LSD ain't a gas son."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Hmmm true...although this is the mall, it's probably here somewhere..."
I fall asleep and slump at the table.
(I'm out for the night guys. See you at the dawn)

 

[Paddy the Second]

I set Sig down on the couch. "This would be a nice place to live if weren't for the whole being trapped in here."

 

[Knife-28]

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Co.!
"Jesus Christ you people alot when I'm asleep."

Back in The Mall!
Knife walks out of his temporary retreat and sits down with the group, munching idly on a sandwich.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane looks at Knife, "Hey! How are you!~" she playfully said.[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Still drunk.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

Meanwhile, at Fourth Wall Co.
"I know. It happens."[/color]

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I wake up... "Sideways..!"

I get up and drive off suddenly in the RV, driving back to the station, black lightning trailing behind the RV while clouds form in its wake, knifes left arm combusts

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com watches Ryan.
"Damn... He's not quite Jag bad, but still..."
He gets to work cleaning up the tears in the fourth wall.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan crashes the RV into the bookstore beside the radio station, tears all the supplies out throw them into the station and bolts the door shut behind himself...

The bookstore catches on fire and begins to spread to the surrounding area

 

[Knife-28]

"I'm fine thanks, yourself?" I ask, putting hot the fire on my arm.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Oddly enough the music over the radio network stops and is replaced with static