Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

it continues to hum, but the hum becomes more human over time

every time a crack appears to seal, it opens somewhere else in the mall, slightly larger with slightly more light coming out of it

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sighes, and decides to cover the cracks with titanium.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

It appears to work for a while but the titanium begins to rust along the lines of the cracks

 

[Wackymon]

Doctor Com sighes, takes off the titanium, and covers it with duct tape.

 

[Saltarius]

"So Xot, how's it like being a ghost or whatever the hell you are?"

I begin whetting the claws on my suit in the meantime.

Meanwhile Still at Fourth Wall Inc.

"Killing Solution did jack shit. We need to keep these bastards busy so they can't reference things outside the game. We need more than just Cobb. We need every Talon there is. Or at least, every Talon we can afford. We amounts to like...five."

 

[Wackymon]

Meanwhile Still at Fourth Wall Inc.
"I am inclined to agree with you. But I still think we should send in the ALICORN unit. What do you think?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The duct tape turns red and glows

 

[Saltarius]

"Really, you honestly think that five assassins who regenerate from damn near everything aren't enough to kill a bunch of assholes who can't even properly work together? We send the Talons in first. After two hours have passed and the job isn't done, the alicorns go in. Do I make myself clear?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The crack in the control room grows larger and becomes an X

 

[Wackymon]

Meanwhile, in Fourth Wall Inc.
I shrug, "Kay."
I look at the crack, "Its leaking. Should I bring in the FOURTH WALL REPAIR MAN?"

 

[Saltarius]

"No shit Sherlock. Call the Court. We need their five best."

Back at the Mall

A group of five individuals exit the bridge, all wearing various owl-themed garb. Only one is familiar, as he is the assassin from earlier.

"You know the mission. Find each fourth wall interloper, and keep them distracted from making references by killing them."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Meanwhile, at the Fourth Wall
Ryan exits a blood red crack in the wall that forms the second he exits it...
"so you thought you could kill me?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Call that repairman. I don't care if he isn't working on a Sunday. As for you...

Fourth-Wall Salt whips out a flintlock pistol and fire two shots in Ryan's heart, killing him instantly. He blows the smoke from the barrel and puts it back in his holster.

"Let that happen again, and you're fired."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

A Female Ryan exits the X in the control room, and walks up to Zombie

"seems like they're going to kill everybody..."

 

[Wackymon]

I stab Ryan 50 times in the chest, shoot his head, and blow up his corpse.

A Fourth Wall Repairman begins to fix up the cracks in the wall.

 

[Saltarius]

The only familiar Talon, Cobb, makes his way over to Paddy.

"Paddy the Second. The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

He throws of volley of five knives at Paddy's chest.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

The Female ryan will be referred to as X in my posts..

over the PA, X "You can't stop me, I've already spread, do you realize they're going to do this to you as well eventually?"

most of the cracks seal, but half reform in other places

 

[Saltarius]

"MinimanZombie. The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

The Talon, who I shall refer to as Ballard, draws a short sword and begins to attack Zombie.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X shoots Ballard with her plasma Rifle

a child Ryan walks out of taco bell in the food Court, this one shall be referred to as Y

 

[Wackymon]

The fourth wall Fixer looks at the breaks cracks.
"Damn..."
He uses a special material, that always works to seal the cracks in the fourth wall. He then finds X, and shoots her in the head 39 times.
"Quit making my life difficult."