Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Saltarius]

OOC: I know I didn't question this before, but how the hell did you reload that thing?

Ballard takes the shot, yet it barely singed his ruffled, owl-like, garb. He slices the rifle in half and kicks the remainder of it in X's hands out of them. He takes the sword and stabs her in the heart.

Yet another Talon, who shall be referred to as Staunton, makes his way to Sigma.

"Sigma Castell, the Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X respawns... "I must have imprinted myself" and wanders off to get a crossbow
Y wanders over to a home depot
A mind flayer that wears Ryan's armour wanders out of a bookstore, I will refer to him as Z

OOC: I will answer in one moment, one question Did you like ME3's ending?

 

[Saltarius]

OOC:GODAMMIT PICTURES. Also Ryan, you're kinda tripping the fuck out, you've got like a million of you running around.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: it will make sense in a couple posts, Did you like ME3?

 

[Wackymon]

Four Dozen Doctor Com walk into the mall, and get to work cleaning up any messes that are made, and rebuilding the mall.

OoC: Nobody did.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X takes a crossbow and heads down to the same home depot as Y
Y gets to work on building a riot shield
Z grabs a talon and begins to devour it's brain

OOC: apparently somebody did if they were saying words such as artistic integrity

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Jesus christ guys. We can't just have a million of everybody walking around. This is the shit that turns off new players and confuses the hell out of current ones.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: it will make sense after you answer this question, Did you enjoy ME3?

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Not particularly. I'm very tempted to call retcon in a few second with this clone shit.

 

[Wackymon]

However, the clone thing was so stupid, that it never happend, and that was just me trolling.
roblem?:

Anyway...
The fourth Wall repairman goes home.

Diane sits in the car, looking at the three ryans, confused.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: space magic explains all, and just go along for a minute it will fix itself in one more post

After Z is done murdering the talon he goes to the home depot
Ryan walks out of another crack in the home depot, I will refer to this one as three

they collectively say "one second"

 

[Saltarius]

The talon dodges the attempt for his delicous grey matter and slays the mind flayer flawlessly and effortlessly and kills it forever.

OOC:Seriously, we can't have PC controlled mind flayers guys.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: it had its purpose... purpose unfulfilled I guess

three says "wheres Z"
X and Y shrug

Y walks into 3 and they merge, retains three's form...
3 "wheres Z?"

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Right...

The fourth of the Talons walks up to Diane and draws a katana.

"Pinkamena Diane Pie. The Court of Owls has sentenced you to die."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

X shrugs, she splits into two, one merges into three, the other walks into the crack 3 came from...

"now why don't you understand theyre using you?"

Three splits into two and one leaves through a different crack

The other walks over to Diane

 

[Saltarius]

OOC: Christ Ryan why can't you just make this simple?

The final Talon, Newhouse, slips into the shadows of wait of a much more...important target.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

OOC: confusion is the point... It's kind of seeding into a plot for a tabletop in my city...

"I SAID WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? LEAVE THEM ALONE!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane see's the guy, "Oh..."
She flings four kitchen knives, and dived out of the RV, running to a cooking store.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Three lights an opium cigarette and begins to smoke it

I follow diane

 

[Saltarius]

The knives dig into the Talon. He staggers slightly before just ripping the knives out. The wounds seem to close as soon as he removes the blades. He gives chase, slicing straight through a countertop to get at her.