OOC: k, I was trolling with the memory of an I dream of genie parody on robot chicken
OOC: I am very tired
OOC: I am very tired
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
- Thread starter RaNDM G
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"Everybody fucking freeze!" Everybody does so as their bodies turn to ice. I pick up wacky and slam him into a wall. "Ok dickbag tell me what the fuck's going on here."
Eventually I, me, he, or, 4ombie gets sick of my parries, and transforms one of his swords into his robotic arm. He then chokes me, but I get an idea. "Hey, Eibmoz!" Before he manages to cut of my airpipes. A familiar growl fills the air, and the other me, stabs 4ombie in the back.
"I...Can't believe I get to kill both of you."
4ombie throws me into a pillar, and turns to Eibmoz. He pulls the sword out his chest, and grabs Eib. He rips off his limbs, and continually punches him in the face and stomach. I try to stop him, but he shrugs me off. Eventually, he drops the bizzaro me. Eibmoz doesn't respawn. "...Eib?"
"That was easy. Now, onto you."
"You. Mother. Fucking. ASSHOLE!"
My shout fills the mall. I zoom to 4ombie, punch him in the throat, break his knees, leave a gash in his cheek, and break his spine. I drop him on the floor.
"Make your move. Dick."
I stroll of, leaving an immobile, shocked owl agent, lying in the middle of the mall.
"I...Can't believe I get to kill both of you."
4ombie throws me into a pillar, and turns to Eibmoz. He pulls the sword out his chest, and grabs Eib. He rips off his limbs, and continually punches him in the face and stomach. I try to stop him, but he shrugs me off. Eventually, he drops the bizzaro me. Eibmoz doesn't respawn. "...Eib?"
"That was easy. Now, onto you."
"You. Mother. Fucking. ASSHOLE!"
My shout fills the mall. I zoom to 4ombie, punch him in the throat, break his knees, leave a gash in his cheek, and break his spine. I drop him on the floor.
"Make your move. Dick."
I stroll of, leaving an immobile, shocked owl agent, lying in the middle of the mall.
"Where the fuck do you think you're going?" I storm into wacky's office and oil him out from under the desk. "You want to stay alive, I want answers, let's help each other."
"PROTECT FOURTH WALL PROTECT FOURTH WALL PROTECT FOURTH WALL"
The Saltbot grabs me by the neck and tightens it's vice like grip. A van begins to start up as the Saltbot is hit by the Nav-G.
Tlas hops out and opens fire with his Tommy gun.
"Srekcuf."
The Saltbot grabs me by the neck and tightens it's vice like grip. A van begins to start up as the Saltbot is hit by the Nav-G.
Tlas hops out and opens fire with his Tommy gun.
"Srekcuf."
I walk over, create a crack in the orbs, implode them, and shoot wacky with my crossbow
"GET OUT!!!"
"GET OUT!!!"
Me and my dopleganger both break out of the ice.
We stare at each other.
"So."
"So."
"..."
"Mind telling me what the fuck that was about?"
He removes his top hat and scratches his head.
"Honestly? I'm just as confused as you are, old boy. I've sompletly lost all sense of whatever continuity there is arond here."
"That makes two of us."
We stare at each other.
"So."
"So."
"..."
"Mind telling me what the fuck that was about?"
He removes his top hat and scratches his head.
"Honestly? I'm just as confused as you are, old boy. I've sompletly lost all sense of whatever continuity there is arond here."
"That makes two of us."
"Paddy I'll deal with him, you help them out"
points at drawing
starts creating a crack on wackys torso around the crossbow bolt wound
points at drawing
starts creating a crack on wackys torso around the crossbow bolt wound