Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Paddy the Second]

"If I did would I be storming around here threatening to destroy the universe?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

I continue to crack wacky

points at the drawing with the other hand

"I TOLD YOU WE WERE IN A DRAWING"

 

[Saltarius]

"Tox si erehw?"

"Hell if I know. Good thing we TOTALLY GOT ALL THE TALONS AND ONE ISN'T WAITING IN THE SHADOWS FOR HIM."

"Tghir wonk I?"

"ACTIVATE EMERGENCY MODE. ACTIVATE EMERGENCY MODE. FAILSAFE. FAILSAFE."

 

[Sigma Castell]

We sit down and sigh. I make Sigma-2 a smoothie. He makes me some orange juice.
"You know, paddy, has this place ever made sense? or is it always like this?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"DO YOU SEE?"

I shove my hand into the wall, cracking it, and pull wacky through with me

I come out in the lobby and pick up one of my hand grenades I toss one at robosalt

"you know it's self destructing right..."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Salt! One or more of you explain what the fuck is going on here!"

 

[Saltarius]

The Saltbot turns to Paddy.

"PRIMARY OBJECTIVE: PRESERVE FOURTH WALL AT ALL COSTS. CASUALTIES DO NOT MATTER. SENT TALONS AFTER INTERLOPERS IN VAIN HOPE TO STOP YOU. NOW WE MUST KILL YOU ALL."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Ryan.
"Ryan! please for the love of god, just stop! for a minute! please! whilst we work out what the hell is going on here!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Can't we just fix the fourth wall? And what happens if it breaks anyway?"

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"we see the fifth wall and the watchers out of time take their rightful position controlling the fourth wall..."

 

[Saltarius]

"IF THE FOURTH WALL IS DESTROYED, ALL IS LOST. REALITY AND FANTASY WILL BLEND AND TURMOIL AND CHAOS. ONLY WE CAN FIX THE WALL."

 

[Sigma Castell]

"uuuuurrrrrgh why must you be so complicated in your plots!"
I lament at no-one in particular.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

"so what if they blend, at least the watchers will be happy..."

 

[Wackymon]

I kill Ryan, and walk back through the fourth wall. I sit at my desk, and eat a smoothie.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Wait a second. That's a bad thing?"

"Of course it is, think of the implications, everything we know will become untrue."

"Baby you know me, everything I know is untrue. Reality and fiction colliding would be the greatest thing ever. So I'm going to have to stop you stopping us." I decapitate Saltbot and kick P4ddy back into his office. "So how do we go about breaking it further?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Paddy! What the hell are you doing!?"

"Nam haey."

Tlas runs after Paddy and tackles him and starts to beat Paddy with the butt of his Tommy gun.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan respawns at the crack in the fourth wall office

"Look at yor crack"... it begins to spread all over wacky

I walk back through and into the lobby...

"A few more minutes and the watchers will make their final breach and all will be fine"

 

[Wackymon]

I sigh, and retcon the crack. Because I just want to be left alone.
I close my office door, and have the office teleported to another universe.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I shrug.
"Sounds good to me"
"Same here old boy, frankly reality is rather boring"

 

[Saltarius]

Saltbot sprouts another mechanical head.

"THE WALL IS LOST. RETREAT TO THE FIFTH WALL."

He teleports away in a blinding flash of light.