Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[Anti-American Eagle]

The crack begins to seep through salt's bloodstream...

"were not going to die... were going to ascend"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Why? So we can go back to the mundane shitpile of a universe we left? This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"

"Are you listening to yourself?"

"Yes! Are you? Why the fuck do you want to go back? All of you! What did you have before this?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I grit my teeth in frustration.
"Well that was certainly helpful og you!" Paddy is trying to kill us all, Ryan is planting weird-ass cracks in everyone, Salts gone into rage-mode, and no-one has any idea what the fuck is going on!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shoots Ryan Four times in the chest with her shotgun.
"I WILL NOT ALLOW IT!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I turn to Paddy.
"I lived a normal life with a talking pebble! I didnt ask for this! What is the point of this Mall! We don't even know what's going to happen at Imir! AND WE STILL HAVEN'T PICKED UP THE NEW FUCKING PILOT!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Because, unlike you, I was content with what I had. You want more than a fucking Disney Princess, you know that? I don't care about this crack, all I care about, is fucking stopping you. Now draw your goddamn sword and let's fucking end this god fucking dammit."

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

My body explodes but I reform out of the crack nearby

"really, you thought that would work... wacky?"
"Diane your writer should really learn more about me, I've been everywhere... I am everywhere"

X splits back out of Ryan and stands beside him

Anybody with a crack begins to feel a powerful burning sensation in it

 

[Sigma Castell]

I place my blender on ryans head and turn it up to full power.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"You killed a man! You'd be in prison right now! And I just want to be something other than the normal, I don't want to settle for the same thing millions of others have settled for. I'm not going to fight you Salt."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"........I'm tired of this." I say, although I'm certain no one hears me. I sheathe Raven Razor, and manage to get everyones attention with what I say next. "I'm tired of this stupid shitty mall, and stupid, shitty dickheads. But most of all, Most of all, I'm sick, and tired of all you SHITHEADS!" I lift up Eibmozs corpse, and walk over to the wall. "Lets see where this leads." I jump in, disappearing to a dark cavern somewhere.

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan splits out of X, they both walk off smoking opium

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shoots Ryan Four more times.
"You don't know what your doing! You're going mad!"

 

[Sigma Castell]

"GUYS!" i shout at Paddy and Salt.
"RYANS GONE INSANE! AGAIN!"

 

[Saltarius]

"Make that two men I've killed."

I stab Paddy in the chest.

"Goodbye, old friend."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I stare down into where zombie went.
OOC: Not sure if he's left the game, or gone to a new area

 

[Anti-American Eagle]

Ryan splits off of X as they walk past the previous Ryans corpse, he smoke more opium as they walk off

OOC: did zomb go through one of my cracks?

 

[Sigma Castell]

"Guys, stop fighting! this is noly going to make things worse! Zombies already gone off to who-knows where! we have to stop this together!"

 

[Wackymon]

Diane shoots Ryan and x with her shotgun, "STOP!"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Ha. I'm sorry. I've told you won't fight you Salt." I step backwards off the blade. "What do you hope to achieve?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

[OOC: Ryan and Sigma, Yes I've gone to a new area.]
I look around. There isn't much. There are rocks, a door, and- wait a door. I walk in, and find a normal bedroom. I lay Eibmoz's corpse down on the bed, and look around.