Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)

[MinimanZombie]

"Why, of course." I go off into the kitchen, and grab a bottle of coke. I'm tempted to drop a cyanide pill in it, but decide against it. I present him the bottle, and drink one myself.

 

[Silver Shadow]

I look at the coke "got any blood?" i ask

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Hold on." I grab one of the fresh corpses and slice through one of the arteries. Plenty of blood spurts out into a cup. "Here you go." I hand him the cup.

 

[Silver Shadow]

I deink the whole thing "thanks dude, npthing like fresh blood, huh"

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Well, I'm not much of a fan, but Raven here" I pull out Ravens Razor, "Why, he loves life. Or more specifically, absorbing it, from the living."

 

[Sigma Castell]

I crash an Aston Martin 2 feet from Salt and Paddy.
I climb out, coughing and waving smoke away.
"Okay guys, long story short, I woke up and BDSM nuns tried to kill me. But It's cool now."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Yeah I know Salt, dreams remember? Hey Sig. So what's the plan for now?"

 

[Sigma Castell]

I make smoothies.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I make everyone a delicious continental breakfast, and waft the smell toward them while playing

Spoiler: this

loudly.

 

[Sigma Castell]

I frown at Trilby.
"Hey! I'm the Caterer here!"

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I look at Sig, then flip the table over, throwing food everywhere and knocking over everyone else's chairs.
I sit down, fold my arms and glare.
"Happy now?"

 

[MinimanZombie]

After dismissing Silver, I press a button and order a pizza. I do it again after a few minutes. I decide to go to the kitchen and see what the problem-Oh right. I killed everyone. That means the chef is still dead. I decide to cook the pizza myself, and then I sit down at my desk upstairs. After eating the pizza I call the others. "Guys, any updates on...anything really?" I kick a corpse off of a table. I then remember to cut off his face. I then proceed to do that with all the corpses in the mansion. My collection is bigger than ever.

 

[Wackymon]

Diane runs up to everyone, handing them brownies, and then diving into a nearby hallway.

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Not particularly brah. What's happenin' your end?"

 

[Saltarius]

"Shit dude, even Felt territory is uneventful? Bizarros...well I already told Paddy. He'll clue you in if you need. Sigma, how's Parks and Recreation been lately?"

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Drugs made me forget what was happening. Please re explain what I need to know as simply as possible."

 

[Saltarius]

"My suit, when it disappeared, apparently made it's way into the hands of one Tony Stark. He mass produced them and apparently took over the world by 2099. My son from the future came back to kill me before that happened."

 

[MinimanZombie]

"Uneventful...Yeah." I hear the alarm blaring,
"INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT!". It unfortunately makes it through my mike.
"Sorry... I've got guests."

 

[Paddy the Second]

"Okey doke. I was thinking more with the gang sitch but if we have to stop the future then I'm up for it."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

I drop the brownie in the pile of food and shattered crockery on the ground, then walk over to Salt and Paddy.
"Morning or whatever."