I hop out of the van in front of Zombie's mansion. "Yo Zomb'! We're being chased by future Tony Stark, care to lend us a hand?" I look at the scraps of X lying around. "I see you've been having fun without us."
Mall Fight RP: (CLOSED) (FINISHED)
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"Heh...Yeah." I realize there are still a few assassins lurking about my mansion. "Assholes...Come on in guys! I'll make you some tea." I kick an assassins head off. Literally. It rips off his neck. "Unless you want me out there? Is that the case?"
I stub out a joint on X's head and walk into the mansion. I walk up to Zombie's office, leaving a trail of dead assassins. "Weird, they don't seem to have formally targeted me yet."
"Yeah...I think they just wanted info. I informed them of painful ways though. Anyway, how would you like my assistance?"
X's vocal cords and lungs rebuild, she begins to scream
Paddy ceases to hear screaming in his head... at least from that source
Paddy ceases to hear screaming in his head... at least from that source
I hear the screaming and open a window. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! God damn whore." I close the window and walk back over to my chair. I sit down, with my feet on the desk. "So, like I said, how do wish for me to help?"
"Ah you know nothing much, just the fact Salt's trying to escape Iron Man in a van. Any ideas?"
"Okay... Iron Man doesn't seem like a difficult foe." I get up and stretch. "Want a drink or anything to eat before we go? Onto ideas. We could just, beat the shit out of him. We could send him into space, or destroy him with turrets."
"Alright then. Also, you ever going to stop drugs? Just asking." I press the ACTIVATE TURRETS button again. X is completely obliterated. Nothing remains. Not even ashes. Just, destroyed. "Okay, lets go." I grab a bottle of coke, and head to the van. I jump into the passengers seat.
OOC: Ryan, you're delving into god mode sue territory with X. People can only take so much punishment. This thing's been discussed already.
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS SUIT? WE CAN'T JUST 'BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM'."
I swerve the van around and ram it into Future Tony's iron nuts.
I flip him off as I drive away.
"I'm open to ideas guys."
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF HIS SUIT? WE CAN'T JUST 'BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM'."
I swerve the van around and ram it into Future Tony's iron nuts.
I flip him off as I drive away.
"I'm open to ideas guys."
X respawns falling out of the sky... she falls on a weathervane on the top of the mansion and is impaled in the torso
OOC: don't worry last time for that shit... by the way i'm not sure if this explains my behaviour but around 9 last night I realized I had been off my meds for about a week.
OOC: don't worry last time for that shit... by the way i'm not sure if this explains my behaviour but around 9 last night I realized I had been off my meds for about a week.
"Not until we get back to earth." I sit in the passenger and plug in my ipod. "Any requests?"
"Well, open to ideas?" A grin grows on my face. "Oh I've got a brilliant idea. Although, you might not like it."
OOC: Okay Ryan, we went over this with Wacky. You can't just have two PCs. Doc Com was put on the backburner in favor of Diane. You need to make a similar choice, although X is probably going to be written out at this rate.
"My college roommate is ina giant ass mecha and he happens to rule the world. I'm open for anything. Except for castrating me. That's a big no-no. Vasectomies too."
"My college roommate is ina giant ass mecha and he happens to rule the world. I'm open for anything. Except for castrating me. That's a big no-no. Vasectomies too."
OOC: cosidering Ryan Three is passed out in a bathroom after cutting his eyes out and being burned by Cthulhu after being tricked by Dagon into doing shit, I think Ryan Three is becoming the NPC at this rate...